probe | Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[sup, yuri. wherever you are, wrath is right behind you.]

I can hold one, at the very least.

Edited 2021-02-08 17:50 (UTC)

[when yuri enters the kitchen, he will find lust seated on the counter and they immediately wave with both hands.]

Hi Yuri! Looks like everything's back in order for our lesson.

[yuri gets a message back which asks him to meet them in the kitchen. because of course.

when yuri comes in, a tall robed figure is waiting for them. two thick, brown horns jut out of the hood and curve behind their head. a black, spade tail sways behind them, the tip flicking languidly.

they have a sexy apron tied over the robes.]

Good evening, Mister Leclerc. Your thanks is appreciated, but not required.

[a text reply...]

??? oh, my nail polish? it's really cute right? i think it suits me especially with my symbol :3

[a text reply...]

yyyyyyes? what about it ;)

[a text reply:]

that sure is a question!
let's talk in person. kitchen?

[wherever yuri is, pride is just. behind him.]

I could see it. [they say, voice quiet.]

[a text back:]

i can do tea
really going for the romance route now huh

[envy will be waiting there at a table! when they raise their hand to wave, a couple eyes open on their forearm to peek at yuri. also their fingers are uncannily long.]

Collecting the full set, huh? C'mon, sit-- I was wondering if you were ever gonna text.

you're feeling up for the challenge? I'd love to see what you come up with!

[a text:]

yeah, ball hammock! for your balls!

[when yuri comes into the kitchen, gluttony is dropping down from the ceiling. a portal of liquid shadow closes up, and is gone. they land on their feet as easily as if they were taking a step.]

Hello, Mister Leclerc.

[a text:]

all of you like me so much! which, of course you do, but it's still sweet to know

ugggggh 😡😡😡😡

you say that like you think it was me

[sloth is floating inside of the gate of the flower platform in the garden. apparently they got over it with cloudy float powers.

they are doing just that right now rather than stepping on any of the flowers. but they are picking one or two carefully. they pause and glance up.]

Yuri! Come right on in!

[a text:]

depends! show me

I beg your pardon?

yeah! i'm still up for it if you are
the garden maybe? that seems like a nice place for a picnic

[well, usually she'd just teleport, but today, yuri gets to watch wrath very slowly walk into the biome garden. she seems like she's dragging a bit, but she's here. and she's hooded.

she'll make her way over to him, carefully.]

i feel like i should be asking you that instead, you know

holy SHIT WHAT IS THAT
IS THAT FANTASY 50 SHADES

[here sloth comes floating into the library like there's no care in the world. they do lift a hand in a wave? barely. it's a struggle.

this'll go so great.]

Hey!

[they sound like a very high weedhead.]

Perhaps.
How would this information help you?

[hey i hate this

but yuri texts, pride appears right in front of him. they make a very, very irritated noise, and then yanks yuri down to kiss him?

and then they step back into the shadows and vanish.

... you can text them again in this thread if you want but this is what happens.]

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