[ this is going to be terrible and now i have to look up 50 shades quotes and they're all so bad. ]
Well to start....
"'Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?' My mouth drops open. 'Kinky fuckery?' I squeak. 'Kinky fuckery. I can't believe you said that.' 'Well, I did. Answer me,' he says calmly. I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me. 'I like your kinky fuckery,' I whisper."
... I don't know about you, but I certainly feel romanced.
No, I'm kidding. ... Hmm. There's the bunny bustier outfit -- you the ones with the tights, that look like some kind of bodysuit? A whole host of other maid outfits, and a couple of ones with weird looking hands and these metal circles that break really easier? [ police outfit. he's talking about a sexy police outfit. ]
I feel like, uh, you know me well enough by now that on the nose is kind of my thing. [also, she just lets out a kind of obscene sigh at the nip to her ear. sorry about it.]
[ and he'll just. stand up. picking up wrath with him. she's taller than him, i realised, but it's fine he's a trained soldier. he can carry a horny flamey gal. ]
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Please, by all means! Read them.
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Well to start....
"'Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?' My mouth drops open.
'Kinky fuckery?' I squeak. 'Kinky fuckery. I can't believe you said that.'
'Well, I did. Answer me,' he says calmly. I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
'I like your kinky fuckery,' I whisper."
... I don't know about you, but I certainly feel romanced.
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[she cackles.] What about you, Yuri, do you like kinky fuckery?
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Who can say. I did wear a cat girl outfit for you, so maybe there's a inner beast in me waiting to come out. [ this is said. quite deadpan. ]
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[she laughs, shifting in his lap. she's like, extra affectionate today, pressing kisses against his jaw. don't worry about it.]
I'd like to see that cat girl outfit again, actually! Sometime.
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[ he'll allow it. maybe there's something in the water, but he'll do the thing where he messes with her ear gently as well. ]
Anytime you want. Other outfits are also available.
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Hmm, that's very tempting. What other outfits? Itemized list, bud, so we can work our way down it.
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[ he snorts before he can finish. ]
No, I'm kidding. ... Hmm. There's the bunny bustier outfit -- you the ones with the tights, that look like some kind of bodysuit? A whole host of other maid outfits, and a couple of ones with weird looking hands and these metal circles that break really easier? [ police outfit. he's talking about a sexy police outfit. ]
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Well. [she noses at him again.] We can trade costumes.
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[ he'll tilts his head down to rest against hers for a moment, but shift so he can press some kisses to her jawline. ]
Oh? Which one were you planning on wearing?
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Hmm... maybe the sexy firewoman one?
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... That's a little on the nose. [ he nips just under her ear. ] You'd have to actually find it because I have no idea what it'd look like.
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I feel like, uh, you know me well enough by now that on the nose is kind of my thing. [also, she just lets out a kind of obscene sigh at the nip to her ear. sorry about it.]
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I am aware. [ oh, that went down well. he will repeat it, nipping a little lower down her jawline this time. ]
... [ wait ] The other outfit, did you pick it just for the restraints that come with it? [ lup? ]
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Wow, you have a dirty mind. [she says, as she's basically just letting him bite her. wrath please.]
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and then tweak her nose. ]
You were thinking it first.
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Sure was!
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Like I said, you'd have to dig out the firewoman's outfits. I wouldn't know it. But far beyond me to ruin your dress up dreams.
[ he'll just give her another kiss, under her chin. ]
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Busy now? [waggles eyebrows]
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For you? I can always clear my schedule.
[ and he'll just. stand up. picking up wrath with him. she's taller than him, i realised, but it's fine he's a trained soldier. he can carry a horny flamey gal. ]
Shall we go?