Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[probe]

Comments

[aubins]

[ you know what let's fuck with this and find out. he does. please don't bite him. ]

I solemnly swear I will tell everyone about your double eight pack on fire. I will keep the other part our secret though.

[ he's going to tell endorsi he's the favourite child. (no) ]

[probe]

[well good, because when he agrees to do that, his finger goes into the hood and is sucked on? it just goes right into what feels like a mouth.]

[aubins]

[ huh. ]

...

I mean, at least buy a guy a drink first.

[probe]

[that just makes them laugh. they reach to take his wrist and pull the finger out of their mouth.]

I mean, if that's what it takes, sure.

[aubins]

[ that's better than having his finger bitten off, for sure? ]

Hey, I'm not gonna turn down a drink when it's offered.

[probe]

Well, then. [they hum.] I owe you a drink.

[aubins]

[ hm! ]

An "I owe you", huh? Well, as long as you don't run when I come to collect that's fine by me.

[probe]

Oh, please, I don't run.

[i don't want to hear anything about running from becks]

[aubins]

[ yeah i'm kabedonning you rn ]

That's always a positive thing to hear after someone promises you a drink.

[probe]

Isn't it? Don't leave me on read.

[aubins]

I always collect what I'm owed.

[probe]

[they just make a big show of fanning themselves.]

[aubins]

Better make sure it's a really good drink then! [ wink! ]

[probe]

Oh, it will be. I'm a tall glass.

[wrath?] Anyway. Did you need anything else, Yuri?

[aubins]

[ thrilling. ]

Oh, no. I think that's rounded things up nicely.

[probe]

[they blow him a little kiss.]

Well, then. I have things to get to! Don't ghost me, or I'll ghost you.

[and with that, they will saunter away - unless he really has more things to say!]

[aubins]

[ he'll wave goodbye o/ ]