Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

[aubins]

Oh, so you know your own people's wishes, but everyone else is a mystery to solve. [ interesting. ]

[probe]

Yes and no! [lust...] Some of us know everything because some of us are boring and like doing a lot of research. Some of us don't know anything at all because they didn't wanna pay attention to the info we got on you guys. And some of us are in the middle.

So...we know the wishes but the extent that we know about varies between all of us.

[aubins]

[ ... he grins. ]

So some of you got lazy and now you're in the dark? [ t e a s i n g ]

[probe]

Hey! [wow!!] We had other things to do too, y'know!

[yuri no bully :(]

[aubins]

Like finding somewhere with a hot tub in the main room for us to all mess with?

[ ... they're all terrible. ]

[probe]

That one wasn't my idea either. [huff.] But more like putting together gift boxes for you guys! Stuff like that.

[aubins]

Ohhh. Was the glittery thing that explodes in water your doing?

[probe]

What, the bath bomb? No way. I picked the crown though! I thought it was cute.

[aubins]

Oh, the crown. [ hehe. ]

... Uh, who was the frozen slab of meat from?

[probe]

...you know...I'm not gonna shame anybody for their choices. [it's a secret.]

[aubins]

[ boo? ]

No shaming, only curiosity. [ it was wrath wasn't it. ]

[probe]

[they finish the purple on that hand and shake their head.]

Don't sweat it too much! ...do you still have yours?

[aubins]

The crown or the steak?

[ said a little dryly, before he answers properly. ]

Crown's in my room. Steak's in the really cold box.

[probe]

If you don't know how to cook it, you could ask Wrath or Gluttony. [just a suggestion. but also...]

...you mean the mini-fridge? [more kitchen lessons. it's fine.]

[aubins]

I know how to cook, Lust. [ he just sounds amused, not annoyed though. ] Just... it wasn't a fridge, it was the other one. The really cold box. We don't have those were I'm from.

[probe]

Just checking! [but hm.] The...deep freezer?

[aubins]

... The sounds familiar? Freezer.

It's in there.

[probe]

Fair enough! It was meant to be preserved anyway instead of giving you a real steak that would go bad a lot faster, so as long as you know where it is you can cook it whenever you want.

[aubins]

So it was just... fun things, useful things and things that were cute? [ that's... a sweet idea. ] I think one of you gave a few people a heart attack with the squishy breast though.

[probe]

Yeah. It just didn't feel right to welcome you without gifts! [but also...they laugh.] You have to admit it's pretty funny though.

[aubins]

[ he just looks directly where lust's eyes would be under that hood. ]

Ball hammock?

[probe]

[yeah they just start giggling again.]

Wrath's idea!

[aubins]

[ wheeze. ]

Now that I should have figured.

[probe]

It seems like them, huh?

[aubins]

Yuuuup. [ drawn out and popping the "p" ] I like how you immediately told me who that one was but you're keeping the steak a secret.