Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

[aubins]

[ .... ]

Wow, you're kind of a romantic aren't you?

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[yuri

they stiffen. jiiiiii.]

No. Be quiet.

[aubins]

[ pfft. ]

There's nothing wrong with any of that.

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[:unamused: but for like another five minutes]

[aubins]

[ he's a patient man. ]

I can't fault anyone for liking wine? [ hello? ]

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Mm.

[they just look away. this time it's more awkward. they're really not the type to just start new branches of conversation, rip.]

[aubins]

[ pride....



pride............ you're adorable. ]

... Why choose to be here, then. If you liked what you were doing before as much as you say you did. Is there something you want too?

[probe]

[no, they're very tough.]

Didn't like it that much, just better than this. [...] Everybody wants something.

[aubins]

[ tough but ADORABLE. ]

Everybody always does. Aren't you here for something too?

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If I was, it's none of your business.

[aubins]

Yet you all got information on us. Which was, I guess, none of your business either, if we're going to be frank about it.

[probe]

[they make an annoyed sound.]

I know as little as possible.

[aubins]

[ he just sighs. ]

Which doesn't sound like a zero.

[probe]

If I had my way, I would know nothing about you.

[aubins]

Life’s a bitch, hm?

[probe]

[dryly:] And so am I.

[aubins]

Wow, I really would’ve fit in with your team.

[probe]

Like I said earlier, you're just as irritating as the rest of them.

[they think yuri would fit in too, yaaay.]

[aubins]

[ yaaaaaay ]

I’m choosing to take that as a compliment.

[probe]

You would.

And now you're wasting my time.

[annnd, for a moment, yuri can't see! he is blind for about thirty seconds. when he can see again, pride is gone.]

[aubins]

[ wow rude ]