Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[probe]

Comments

[aubins]

The crown or the steak?

[ said a little dryly, before he answers properly. ]

Crown's in my room. Steak's in the really cold box.

[probe]

If you don't know how to cook it, you could ask Wrath or Gluttony. [just a suggestion. but also...]

...you mean the mini-fridge? [more kitchen lessons. it's fine.]

[aubins]

I know how to cook, Lust. [ he just sounds amused, not annoyed though. ] Just... it wasn't a fridge, it was the other one. The really cold box. We don't have those were I'm from.

[probe]

Just checking! [but hm.] The...deep freezer?

[aubins]

... The sounds familiar? Freezer.

It's in there.

[probe]

Fair enough! It was meant to be preserved anyway instead of giving you a real steak that would go bad a lot faster, so as long as you know where it is you can cook it whenever you want.

[aubins]

So it was just... fun things, useful things and things that were cute? [ that's... a sweet idea. ] I think one of you gave a few people a heart attack with the squishy breast though.

[probe]

Yeah. It just didn't feel right to welcome you without gifts! [but also...they laugh.] You have to admit it's pretty funny though.

[aubins]

[ he just looks directly where lust's eyes would be under that hood. ]

Ball hammock?

[probe]

[yeah they just start giggling again.]

Wrath's idea!

[aubins]

[ wheeze. ]

Now that I should have figured.

[probe]

It seems like them, huh?

[aubins]

Yuuuup. [ drawn out and popping the "p" ] I like how you immediately told me who that one was but you're keeping the steak a secret.

[probe]

I feel like one of them is more interesting than the other. That's all.

[aubins]

[ doxx wrath, it's fine yuri understands. ]

Who's idea was the squishy breast thing?

[probe]

That was Envy's! They're really good for taking out some aggression and they're kinda soft.

[aubins]

They are. That was thoughtful of them.

[ it is still



uno boob ]

[probe]

[they sigh.]

I don't think they put a lot of thought into the design though, so don't blame that on them.

[aubins]

The reactions to it were so funny though.

[probe]

Yeah. It's just a boob, I don't see what the big deal is.

[aubins]

It is just a boob, but try telling that to some people.

[probe]

Some people are really sensitive about that, huh? It's not even a real one. [they tilt their head.] You're not put-off by something like that, are you?

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head back ]

Do you think I seem like I would be?

[probe]

Um...probably not. [yuri...]

[aubins]

[ wow, maybe he's very shy. ]

...


You're right, I'm not. Body parts are just body parts, after all.