probe | Audience: Yuri Leclerc

It was a purposeful accident.

[the glowing orange eyes vanish under the hood which probably means they have CLOSED THEM.]

The music room was not anything I could not handle. Though it was quite an inconvenience.

[ yuri... looks like he wants to pat gluttony on the shoulder. wherever it is under all those robes. ]

That sounds, uh... complicated.

[ an attempt at chaos that went too far? ] Who was it? .... Uh, both the cheese fiasco and the ... whatever that stick stuff was in the music room. Soda? Was that it?

[they're tired.]

I believe you will have to speak with Miss Jahad about the cheese, if you are so inclined. Miss Monroe knows about what happened in the music room.

[ they're valid. ]

...

[ actually yuri closes his eyes at that. ] Endorsi, huh?

[see? do you see? it's fine.]

I am not accusing Miss Jahad. But she knows about the incident with the cheese, I believe.

[the orange eyes are back, but this time they're slitted as if amused.]

Planning to scold them?

I mean, I'd believe it she did. She has that energy, you know?

[ causing chaos, the endorsi jahad way. ]

Maybe I'm curious what she was trying to do, more than anything. Actually, are you saying you haven't told her off yet?

Ah. She has not come to visit me yet, unfortunately.

[fortunately]

[ maybe she is avoiding you, gluttony. ]

Yet. And when she does...?

I suppose she and I will have a little chat about it.

Somehow that sent a chill down my spine.

[ did it, yuri? ]

My apologies. I will try not to be so frightening.

[it sounds like they are playing along.]

It's appreciated. A delicate young man like myself can't take too many scares like this. It'll ruin my complexion.

[ the BULLSHIT coming out of this man's mouth right now. ]

If you continue such talk, you may have to relinquish your affiliation with Wrath and move to Pride.

I'm a multi-layered and complicated individual who can't be contained by one label alone, what can I say?

I am afraid you will have to let go of such notions here.

We are all what we are, sorry to say. I can play up one part of myself, sure. But we're a little more complicated than square peg in square hole.

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Oh, indeed. There is nothing more delicious than the turbulent spirit of humans.

[ hm! ]

Way to make this incredibly ominous, all of a sudden.

[it's fine probably]

My apologies. But it is true the human spirit grows ever riper the more tragedy it endures.

[ wow gluttony, that's a conversation halter. ]

I almost feel I need to politely request you keep my spirit and other parts off any future menus of yours.

[is it? YURI IS STILL TALKING]

Luckily for you, I am already preoccupied.

[ he powers through. ]

Hm. Not sure I want to know, but good for you.

Thank you.

[don't appreciate it]

[ hm. ]

Well. I think I've said my piece regarding the cleaning. If we're all good, I'll let you get back to your day.

[ which, looking at the list of location changes over this week, might involve MORE CLEANING. ]

Very well.

[they place a hand to their chest, and they bow formally.]

You may call on me again if you are in need of assistance, Mister Leclerc.

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