Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

[aubins]

[ ... that simple, huh? ]

Why?

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Have you seen my feet?

[they wiggle said feet. they are on fire.]

[aubins]

[ yes he knows your feets are on fire, wrath. ]

And?

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So the rest of me is bad too.

[aubins]

If I was going to be bothered by it, I would've wandered off at the fire feet.

[ just saying. ]

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Mmm. It's more a me problem!

I'm aware I'm incredible, but you have to romance me first before I show you my face.

[aubins]

[ hm, fair enough. ]

Wow. And here I thought we were getting on so well. [ another! scritch! you can't suck a guys finger then break his heart wrath, that just makes you a player. ]

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[who said they weren't one]

We are! I just like playing hard to get.

[aubins]

[ i 100% believe that wrath is probably flirting with everyone ]

Oh, well then. Understandable. But if you're playing hard to get and I'm playing hard to get then what'll we do?

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[they snort.]

Is - is this you playing hard to get? What are you when you're easy?

[aubins]

You're the one sprawled over my lap, Wrath. And the one who sucked my finger.

[ hello? ]

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Yeah, this is me playing hard to get.

[aubins]

[ he just laughs, and pokes wrath in the side. ]

I won't accept any judging from you then.

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[they squawk, but - then they laugh.]

You're lucky to get my judging! Wow! [they just rest their head against his shoulder.] Besides. I know I'm not the only one you're flirting with.

[aubins]

Oh? I'll adjust my opinions then.

[ with wrath's head back on his shoulder, he'll go back to the scritches. can't stop won't stop. ] That's the nature of this place. And I know a flirt when I meet one, don't pretend you're not flirting around too.

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[melty!]

Ahh, you got me. I'm not the jealous type, though. That's more, uh, Envy's thing.

[aubins]

[ a little dryly: ]

Really. I never would've guessed. [ the clue's in the name. ]

That's a good thing then. If it wasn't enjoyable I wouldn't be flirting with you. Just make sure everyone else you're flirting with is as much fun.

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[a hum.]

Well! One of them is Gu Yun, who I hear you're buddies with.

[aubins]

[ ah. threesome. ]

Oh? You've got good taste.

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[stop that's already been suggested]

I sure do! Maybe we can do something with that, sometime.

[aubins]

[ then it's a good idea. ]

Oh? Are you strong enough to handle both of us at the same time? [ ... flirting, he means. but why elaborate? ]

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Hah! [they laugh, reaching up to pinch his cheek.] The real question is if the two of you could handle me.

[aubins]

[ he twitches a little at the pinch - ow, hey. ]

Try me and find out. I can't speak for Gu Yun though.

[probe]

[hmmm.]

Do me a favor.

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head.

go on. ]