Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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It's a good thing it was the four of us! If I had to spend hours in an elevator with Despair I would have exploded!

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[ ... pfffft. ]

Not a fan?

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Have you met them?

[flaily hand gesture.]

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Very briefly. Fond of calling us "meatbags", isn't he? The metal man, I mean.

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[stop your wrath mod is bad at reading comprehension]

I am the opposite of a meatbag! That's why it's stupid!

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[ hm! ]

What would you choose as a demeaning nickname, then? Meatbag fits me pretty well, loathe as I am to admit it.

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I don't know, something having to do with bones, probably. Bonebag?

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All of us have bones too? [ gee wrath, who let you have a special derogatory nickname? ]

Then again what do I know. You're hiding away under all that material, after all.

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I have more bones. [stop.]

Guess what's under here! I dare you.

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[ huh. ]

Well, I've seen your feet. So. More fire?

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What a boring answer. [they honk his nose.]

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[ he goes slightly cross eyed ]

Sorry, was I suppose to guess a rippling eight pack?

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Yes! That would've been so much better!

Wrath has an eight pack! I heard Wrath is fucking shredded! [they pat him nose.]

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Alright then. [ he'd tap wrath on the chin but where the fuck even is wrath's chin. ]

I heard Wrath is so shredded their eight pack has an eight pack. And it's on fire.

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[does he actually try to reach into the hood or]

Yes. You're my favorite. Tell everybody this. The rumor, not that you're my favorite.

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[ you know what let's fuck with this and find out. he does. please don't bite him. ]

I solemnly swear I will tell everyone about your double eight pack on fire. I will keep the other part our secret though.

[ he's going to tell endorsi he's the favourite child. (no) ]

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[well good, because when he agrees to do that, his finger goes into the hood and is sucked on? it just goes right into what feels like a mouth.]

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[ huh. ]

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I mean, at least buy a guy a drink first.

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[that just makes them laugh. they reach to take his wrist and pull the finger out of their mouth.]

I mean, if that's what it takes, sure.

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[ that's better than having his finger bitten off, for sure? ]

Hey, I'm not gonna turn down a drink when it's offered.

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Well, then. [they hum.] I owe you a drink.

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[ hm! ]

An "I owe you", huh? Well, as long as you don't run when I come to collect that's fine by me.

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Oh, please, I don't run.

[i don't want to hear anything about running from becks]

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[ yeah i'm kabedonning you rn ]

That's always a positive thing to hear after someone promises you a drink.

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Isn't it? Don't leave me on read.