Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

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A samurai is an ancient warrior of an elite military class that is meant to defend those they serve by all means necessary.

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[ wow, that was a very quick response for someone who was playing dumb a moment ago ]

... so like a myrmidon, only fancier sounding. and you like movies about these guys?

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That is a bit of a stretch.

[which part? yes.]

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specify.

[ no escape ]

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I have better things to do, Leclerc.

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do you though?
i'm just going to assume you're being far too specific with your denial of liking movies.

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And I'm going to assume you're far too useless to make a better use of your time.

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you can think whatever you want. you're the one bristling like a housecat after someone asked a genuine question.

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Genuine though it may be, a word of advice. Demanding an answer for something irrelevant hardly works.
Did you need something?

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i know that much, but i didn't expect such defensiveness over a film genre i didn't even know?

[ greed your exposed nerves. ]

i asked what i wanted to know.

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[no??? this is really just wasting time and also texts yuri please.]

If you consider this defensive then I can only assume you aren't very familiar with texting.

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you do know where i'm from, right? you guys have those cheatsheets or something.

[ greed he's a ye olde. ]

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I've created records for all of you, yes.
But it's also been three weeks.

[git gud, scrub.]

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[ who's the one who created records but doesn't know all the deets? ]

i didn't know what a phone was before i came here.

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Sarcasm does not translate well into text.
If that's all, you may find a somewhat decent film in the rec room if you look.

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i'm learning that the longer i use it.
a samurai film? alright, i'll check it out. lust did say if you dig around deep enough you'll find the stuff that isn't just soft-core pornography.

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The common room tends to be romance or soft-core pornography.
Your rec room will provide you with other means of entertainment.

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got it. i'll check it out sometime, see what the excitement's all about

[ i hope he finds a dvd of the steel samurai. can he find a dvd of the steel samurai. ]

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[what even is that.]

Very well then.

[and that's apparently all greed has to say.]