probe | Audience: Yuri Leclerc

I don't know, something having to do with bones, probably. Bonebag?

All of us have bones too? [ gee wrath, who let you have a special derogatory nickname? ]

Then again what do I know. You're hiding away under all that material, after all.

I have more bones. [stop.]

Guess what's under here! I dare you.

[ huh. ]

Well, I've seen your feet. So. More fire?

What a boring answer. [they honk his nose.]

[ he goes slightly cross eyed ]

Sorry, was I suppose to guess a rippling eight pack?

Yes! That would've been so much better!

Wrath has an eight pack! I heard Wrath is fucking shredded! [they pat him nose.]

Alright then. [ he'd tap wrath on the chin but where the fuck even is wrath's chin. ]

I heard Wrath is so shredded their eight pack has an eight pack. And it's on fire.

[does he actually try to reach into the hood or]

Yes. You're my favorite. Tell everybody this. The rumor, not that you're my favorite.

[ you know what let's fuck with this and find out. he does. please don't bite him. ]

I solemnly swear I will tell everyone about your double eight pack on fire. I will keep the other part our secret though.

[ he's going to tell endorsi he's the favourite child. (no) ]

[well good, because when he agrees to do that, his finger goes into the hood and is sucked on? it just goes right into what feels like a mouth.]

[ huh. ]

...

I mean, at least buy a guy a drink first.

[that just makes them laugh. they reach to take his wrist and pull the finger out of their mouth.]

I mean, if that's what it takes, sure.

[ that's better than having his finger bitten off, for sure? ]

Hey, I'm not gonna turn down a drink when it's offered.

Well, then. [they hum.] I owe you a drink.

[ hm! ]

An "I owe you", huh? Well, as long as you don't run when I come to collect that's fine by me.

Oh, please, I don't run.

[i don't want to hear anything about running from becks]

[ yeah i'm kabedonning you rn ]

That's always a positive thing to hear after someone promises you a drink.

Isn't it? Don't leave me on read.

I always collect what I'm owed.

[they just make a big show of fanning themselves.]

Better make sure it's a really good drink then! [ wink! ]

Oh, it will be. I'm a tall glass.

[wrath?] Anyway. Did you need anything else, Yuri?

[ thrilling. ]

Oh, no. I think that's rounded things up nicely.

[they blow him a little kiss.]

Well, then. I have things to get to! Don't ghost me, or I'll ghost you.

[and with that, they will saunter away - unless he really has more things to say!]

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