Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

[aubins]

Like finding somewhere with a hot tub in the main room for us to all mess with?

[ ... they're all terrible. ]

[probe]

That one wasn't my idea either. [huff.] But more like putting together gift boxes for you guys! Stuff like that.

[aubins]

Ohhh. Was the glittery thing that explodes in water your doing?

[probe]

What, the bath bomb? No way. I picked the crown though! I thought it was cute.

[aubins]

Oh, the crown. [ hehe. ]

... Uh, who was the frozen slab of meat from?

[probe]

...you know...I'm not gonna shame anybody for their choices. [it's a secret.]

[aubins]

[ boo? ]

No shaming, only curiosity. [ it was wrath wasn't it. ]

[probe]

[they finish the purple on that hand and shake their head.]

Don't sweat it too much! ...do you still have yours?

[aubins]

The crown or the steak?

[ said a little dryly, before he answers properly. ]

Crown's in my room. Steak's in the really cold box.

[probe]

If you don't know how to cook it, you could ask Wrath or Gluttony. [just a suggestion. but also...]

...you mean the mini-fridge? [more kitchen lessons. it's fine.]

[aubins]

I know how to cook, Lust. [ he just sounds amused, not annoyed though. ] Just... it wasn't a fridge, it was the other one. The really cold box. We don't have those were I'm from.

[probe]

Just checking! [but hm.] The...deep freezer?

[aubins]

... The sounds familiar? Freezer.

It's in there.

[probe]

Fair enough! It was meant to be preserved anyway instead of giving you a real steak that would go bad a lot faster, so as long as you know where it is you can cook it whenever you want.

[aubins]

So it was just... fun things, useful things and things that were cute? [ that's... a sweet idea. ] I think one of you gave a few people a heart attack with the squishy breast though.

[probe]

Yeah. It just didn't feel right to welcome you without gifts! [but also...they laugh.] You have to admit it's pretty funny though.

[aubins]

[ he just looks directly where lust's eyes would be under that hood. ]

Ball hammock?

[probe]

[yeah they just start giggling again.]

Wrath's idea!

[aubins]

[ wheeze. ]

Now that I should have figured.

[probe]

It seems like them, huh?

[aubins]

Yuuuup. [ drawn out and popping the "p" ] I like how you immediately told me who that one was but you're keeping the steak a secret.

[probe]

I feel like one of them is more interesting than the other. That's all.

[aubins]

[ doxx wrath, it's fine yuri understands. ]

Who's idea was the squishy breast thing?

[probe]

That was Envy's! They're really good for taking out some aggression and they're kinda soft.

[aubins]

They are. That was thoughtful of them.

[ it is still



uno boob ]