[ there is, and he will allow it. he'll move one hand's grip on the book to let her in before shifting his hold on the book so it's comfortable in one hand and he can support her with his other arm. ]
I found some truly appalling smutty parts, just for you.
[ this is going to be terrible and now i have to look up 50 shades quotes and they're all so bad. ]
Well to start....
"'Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?' My mouth drops open. 'Kinky fuckery?' I squeak. 'Kinky fuckery. I can't believe you said that.' 'Well, I did. Answer me,' he says calmly. I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me. 'I like your kinky fuckery,' I whisper."
... I don't know about you, but I certainly feel romanced.
No, I'm kidding. ... Hmm. There's the bunny bustier outfit -- you the ones with the tights, that look like some kind of bodysuit? A whole host of other maid outfits, and a couple of ones with weird looking hands and these metal circles that break really easier? [ police outfit. he's talking about a sexy police outfit. ]
I feel like, uh, you know me well enough by now that on the nose is kind of my thing. [also, she just lets out a kind of obscene sigh at the nip to her ear. sorry about it.]
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IS THAT FANTASY 50 SHADES
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wait
firebird you've read this???
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are you sitting and reading smut?
yuri!
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i don't understand half of what's going on what even is a helicopter?
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helicopters are big metal birds
where are you i want to read over your shoulder
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library, of course. i read my terrible smut in only the classiest of locations. ❤️🔥
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I found some truly appalling smutty parts, just for you.
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Please, by all means! Read them.
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Well to start....
"'Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?' My mouth drops open.
'Kinky fuckery?' I squeak. 'Kinky fuckery. I can't believe you said that.'
'Well, I did. Answer me,' he says calmly. I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
'I like your kinky fuckery,' I whisper."
... I don't know about you, but I certainly feel romanced.
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[she cackles.] What about you, Yuri, do you like kinky fuckery?
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Who can say. I did wear a cat girl outfit for you, so maybe there's a inner beast in me waiting to come out. [ this is said. quite deadpan. ]
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[she laughs, shifting in his lap. she's like, extra affectionate today, pressing kisses against his jaw. don't worry about it.]
I'd like to see that cat girl outfit again, actually! Sometime.
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[ he'll allow it. maybe there's something in the water, but he'll do the thing where he messes with her ear gently as well. ]
Anytime you want. Other outfits are also available.
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Hmm, that's very tempting. What other outfits? Itemized list, bud, so we can work our way down it.
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[ he snorts before he can finish. ]
No, I'm kidding. ... Hmm. There's the bunny bustier outfit -- you the ones with the tights, that look like some kind of bodysuit? A whole host of other maid outfits, and a couple of ones with weird looking hands and these metal circles that break really easier? [ police outfit. he's talking about a sexy police outfit. ]
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Well. [she noses at him again.] We can trade costumes.
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[ he'll tilts his head down to rest against hers for a moment, but shift so he can press some kisses to her jawline. ]
Oh? Which one were you planning on wearing?
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Hmm... maybe the sexy firewoman one?
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... That's a little on the nose. [ he nips just under her ear. ] You'd have to actually find it because I have no idea what it'd look like.
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I feel like, uh, you know me well enough by now that on the nose is kind of my thing. [also, she just lets out a kind of obscene sigh at the nip to her ear. sorry about it.]
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I am aware. [ oh, that went down well. he will repeat it, nipping a little lower down her jawline this time. ]
... [ wait ] The other outfit, did you pick it just for the restraints that come with it? [ lup? ]
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Wow, you have a dirty mind. [she says, as she's basically just letting him bite her. wrath please.]
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and then tweak her nose. ]
You were thinking it first.
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Sure was!
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