Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[probe]

Comments

[aubins]

The reactions to it were so funny though.

[probe]

Yeah. It's just a boob, I don't see what the big deal is.

[aubins]

It is just a boob, but try telling that to some people.

[probe]

Some people are really sensitive about that, huh? It's not even a real one. [they tilt their head.] You're not put-off by something like that, are you?

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head back ]

Do you think I seem like I would be?

[probe]

Um...probably not. [yuri...]

[aubins]

[ wow, maybe he's very shy. ]

...


You're right, I'm not. Body parts are just body parts, after all.

[probe]

Tell that to some of the other people in the world.

[aubins]

I could try but I don't know how far I'd get.

[probe]

You don't think you're an influential speaker?

[aubins]

I think people will listen and take in what they want to. I can influence that, but there are limits.

[probe]

Hm...I think you probably do a better job than you think, but maybe that's not so important.

[and voila!! his nails are in the first stage of done.]

What do you think?

[aubins]

I can browbeat them a little bit, if it’s needed.

[ oh! he stops to look. ]

Very nice. The colours look really good together.

[probe]

I thought so, too! Once these dry we'll do the topcoat and you'll have the prettiest nails around.

[aubins]

I don’t doubt that.

I can guess what a topcoat is [ haha literal names ] but what does it do?

[probe]

It's like a seal. It just makes it so the design doesn't chip so fast and makes it nice and smooth.

[aubins]

Ohh, and that’s what makes it last a couple of weeks rather than... well. Days?

[probe]

Yup! When it does start to chip or when your nails grow and you need touch-ups, we can take care of that whenever we need to.

[aubins]

Nice. I'd say I'd return the favour and do your eye make up or something but-- [ he gestures at the hood with a smile ]-- you're keeping your secrets for now.

Also, I don't have my kit with me. [ that too. ]

[probe]

You know we can get you make-up if you ask, right? [they sound amused.] Maybe someday you can give me some tips. I've never been really good with eyeliner anyway.

[aubins]

[ he would take their hands if he didn't have nail varnish drying ]

Please. I'll give you all the tips you want.

[probe]

It's harder than it looks! I can't perfect a cat-eye at all so I sort of gave up.

[aubins]

It takes practice, but once you've got it-- you've got it. It's just, y'know, having the time and patience to keep practicing it.

But if you're able to do stuff like this, then... you'll be fine.

[probe]

You think so? [that makes them happy.] I know the hood hides a lot, but whenever I feel like taking it off it'd be nice to look cute.

[aubins]

If you look cute and feel cute, that's what matters. Even if it's just to stay in your home and not see daylight all day.

[ he will wink. hate him, actually. ]