[ hang on he's gonna try and... nimble feets as close as possible without stepping on any flowers. i really don't have the strength to pretend fire emblem doesn't have poppies so he's going to recognise them. ]
[ if this is who i think it is i'm gonna vibrate into a blur ]
Pride. I'm assuming you don't have the ability to spring back from a stab wound in the same way Envy can?
[ he'll take it, and twirl it around in his fingers. having flowers here is just... strangely uplifting, given they're just plants at the end of the day. ]
Oh? Are you bright red and can be turned into a drug too? [ he is grinning though. ]
Well, if I'm honest... I just don't know! I've never been stabbed before! Never even died!
[they sort of jump like they've been surprised.]
Me? No, no, no! I'm really not a drug! I'm really not bright red either, I'm white! I've just always had poppies. I like valerian, too! Um, skullcap, vervian...
... This place sounds really popular, if it's got a waiting list that long. [ insert "here's the dead centre of ancient greece, people are dying to get in there" joke here ]
Alright then, I'll have to message them later and find out.
... Aside from stealing flowers while Pride isn't looking, what else do you do around here?
People really don't understand the benefits of good sleep! When you have a problem you can't wrap your head around, what better thing to do than sleep on it!
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You making a bouquet or something?
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[they hold up one flower in each hand and wave it slightly. they're poppies.]
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Oh? Who's gonna yell at you about it then?
[ hang on he's gonna try and... nimble feets as close as possible without stepping on any flowers. i really don't have the strength to pretend fire emblem doesn't have poppies so he's going to recognise them. ]
Ah, poppies. You into the colour?
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[they hand one of the poppies out to yuri.]
I've been around them my whole life! [the other one comes up inside the hood to be sniffed.] There isn't any other flower that's more me!
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Pride. I'm assuming you don't have the ability to spring back from a stab wound in the same way Envy can?
[ he'll take it, and twirl it around in his fingers. having flowers here is just... strangely uplifting, given they're just plants at the end of the day. ]
Oh? Are you bright red and can be turned into a drug too? [ he is grinning though. ]
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[they sort of jump like they've been surprised.]
Me? No, no, no! I'm really not a drug! I'm really not bright red either, I'm white! I've just always had poppies. I like valerian, too! Um, skullcap, vervian...
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[ "valerian", "skullcap", "vervian" wow alright hypnos i get it.
yuri just laughs. ]
I'm teasing you, don't work yourself up over it. Everyone's got something they like just because.
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[sometimes you work all the time]
You're right. I've heard all about things people like. Which is just fine by me. I think everyone should be able to say their piece.
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[ what kind of job never lets you leave, sir? ]
Oh, you have all the inside secrets on everyone then. What's the most interesting "like" you've heard about?
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Well--I--
[hm
they have to pause a moment to think about it.]
Greed really likes "samurai" movies.
[they say this like they have no clue what the hell a samurai is.]
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[ ...
haha thank u. ]
... A... "samurai"?
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[the robed shoulders give a shrug.]
No clue! I think they're some kind of warrior, based on how Greed described them!
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[ he just. shrugs back? ]
A warrior... I can't say I've heard of any certification that allows you to fight as a samurai before. Maybe I'll have to ask Greed about it.
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They can explain it better, yeah!
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Alright then, I'll have to message them later and find out.
... Aside from stealing flowers while Pride isn't looking, what else do you do around here?
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I sleep! [stop sounding so proud] Oh, I make lists for things we need to do, just like I did at my job! I'm really good at helping people relax!
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You... sleep. [ huh. ] Is that part of your whole relaxation programme for others as well? Sleeping?
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That has literally never happened to me, Sloth.