Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Comments

[aubins]

Yuuuup. [ drawn out and popping the "p" ] I like how you immediately told me who that one was but you're keeping the steak a secret.

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I feel like one of them is more interesting than the other. That's all.

[aubins]

[ doxx wrath, it's fine yuri understands. ]

Who's idea was the squishy breast thing?

[probe]

That was Envy's! They're really good for taking out some aggression and they're kinda soft.

[aubins]

They are. That was thoughtful of them.

[ it is still



uno boob ]

[probe]

[they sigh.]

I don't think they put a lot of thought into the design though, so don't blame that on them.

[aubins]

The reactions to it were so funny though.

[probe]

Yeah. It's just a boob, I don't see what the big deal is.

[aubins]

It is just a boob, but try telling that to some people.

[probe]

Some people are really sensitive about that, huh? It's not even a real one. [they tilt their head.] You're not put-off by something like that, are you?

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head back ]

Do you think I seem like I would be?

[probe]

Um...probably not. [yuri...]

[aubins]

[ wow, maybe he's very shy. ]

...


You're right, I'm not. Body parts are just body parts, after all.

[probe]

Tell that to some of the other people in the world.

[aubins]

I could try but I don't know how far I'd get.

[probe]

You don't think you're an influential speaker?

[aubins]

I think people will listen and take in what they want to. I can influence that, but there are limits.

[probe]

Hm...I think you probably do a better job than you think, but maybe that's not so important.

[and voila!! his nails are in the first stage of done.]

What do you think?

[aubins]

I can browbeat them a little bit, if it’s needed.

[ oh! he stops to look. ]

Very nice. The colours look really good together.

[probe]

I thought so, too! Once these dry we'll do the topcoat and you'll have the prettiest nails around.

[aubins]

I don’t doubt that.

I can guess what a topcoat is [ haha literal names ] but what does it do?

[probe]

It's like a seal. It just makes it so the design doesn't chip so fast and makes it nice and smooth.

[aubins]

Ohh, and that’s what makes it last a couple of weeks rather than... well. Days?

[probe]

Yup! When it does start to chip or when your nails grow and you need touch-ups, we can take care of that whenever we need to.

[aubins]

Nice. I'd say I'd return the favour and do your eye make up or something but-- [ he gestures at the hood with a smile ]-- you're keeping your secrets for now.

Also, I don't have my kit with me. [ that too. ]