Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[probe]

Comments

[aubins]

If I was going to be bothered by it, I would've wandered off at the fire feet.

[ just saying. ]

[probe]

Mmm. It's more a me problem!

I'm aware I'm incredible, but you have to romance me first before I show you my face.

[aubins]

[ hm, fair enough. ]

Wow. And here I thought we were getting on so well. [ another! scritch! you can't suck a guys finger then break his heart wrath, that just makes you a player. ]

[probe]

[who said they weren't one]

We are! I just like playing hard to get.

[aubins]

[ i 100% believe that wrath is probably flirting with everyone ]

Oh, well then. Understandable. But if you're playing hard to get and I'm playing hard to get then what'll we do?

[probe]

[they snort.]

Is - is this you playing hard to get? What are you when you're easy?

[aubins]

You're the one sprawled over my lap, Wrath. And the one who sucked my finger.

[ hello? ]

[probe]

Yeah, this is me playing hard to get.

[aubins]

[ he just laughs, and pokes wrath in the side. ]

I won't accept any judging from you then.

[probe]

[they squawk, but - then they laugh.]

You're lucky to get my judging! Wow! [they just rest their head against his shoulder.] Besides. I know I'm not the only one you're flirting with.

[aubins]

Oh? I'll adjust my opinions then.

[ with wrath's head back on his shoulder, he'll go back to the scritches. can't stop won't stop. ] That's the nature of this place. And I know a flirt when I meet one, don't pretend you're not flirting around too.

[probe]

[melty!]

Ahh, you got me. I'm not the jealous type, though. That's more, uh, Envy's thing.

[aubins]

[ a little dryly: ]

Really. I never would've guessed. [ the clue's in the name. ]

That's a good thing then. If it wasn't enjoyable I wouldn't be flirting with you. Just make sure everyone else you're flirting with is as much fun.

[probe]

[a hum.]

Well! One of them is Gu Yun, who I hear you're buddies with.

[aubins]

[ ah. threesome. ]

Oh? You've got good taste.

[probe]

[stop that's already been suggested]

I sure do! Maybe we can do something with that, sometime.

[aubins]

[ then it's a good idea. ]

Oh? Are you strong enough to handle both of us at the same time? [ ... flirting, he means. but why elaborate? ]

[probe]

Hah! [they laugh, reaching up to pinch his cheek.] The real question is if the two of you could handle me.

[aubins]

[ he twitches a little at the pinch - ow, hey. ]

Try me and find out. I can't speak for Gu Yun though.

[probe]

[hmmm.]

Do me a favor.

[aubins]

[ he tilts his head.

go on. ]

[probe]

Close your eyes, and do not open them.

[aubins]

[ hm. ]

All right.

[ he closes his eyes. they will remain closed. ]

[probe]

[there's the sound of fabric rustling? faintly. a very warm hand rests over yuri's eyes, making sure that he won't peek.

and then they kiss him! just once.]

[aubins]

[ ah.

no trust from wrath apparently, but fair enough. yuri doesn't open his eyes, regardless. wrath won't feel any flicker of eyelashes against their palm.

he will remain with his eyes closed until wrath tells him otherwise. but there's a fondness to his expression. bless wrath. ]