Audience: Yuri Leclerc

[probe]

Comments

[aubins]

[ why did you specify spade tail every time something references homestuck i go more and more feral with fear. ]

[ ah yes. the kitchen. good thing he didn't sit on the counter. he thought about it! but he didn't. ]

Nice apron.

[ work it. ]

We did a number of the place, intentionally or not. It's not exactly fair not to give you a thanks now I know you're the one who sorted it all out.

[probe]

[i can't help that they have a tail in the shape of a spade, okay. it's aesthetics.]

Thank you. It is sufficient.

[they do not seem to mind having this sexy apron on over the robes.]

While I am rather displeased with the conduct of certain individuals, the work of cleaning is nothing I am not familiar with. It is something I enjoy doing.

[aubins]

[ regardless, i am big fear. ]

You know who it was, then. [ he... has already asked this so he Knows. ] Out of curiousity, was the cheese thing an accident, or on purpose?

[ ... ]

Did you still enjoy it after whatever the hell happened in the music room?

[probe]

It was a purposeful accident.

[the glowing orange eyes vanish under the hood which probably means they have CLOSED THEM.]

The music room was not anything I could not handle. Though it was quite an inconvenience.

[aubins]

[ yuri... looks like he wants to pat gluttony on the shoulder. wherever it is under all those robes. ]

That sounds, uh... complicated.

[ an attempt at chaos that went too far? ] Who was it? .... Uh, both the cheese fiasco and the ... whatever that stick stuff was in the music room. Soda? Was that it?

[probe]

[they're tired.]

I believe you will have to speak with Miss Jahad about the cheese, if you are so inclined. Miss Monroe knows about what happened in the music room.

[aubins]

[ they're valid. ]

...

[ actually yuri closes his eyes at that. ] Endorsi, huh?

[probe]

[see? do you see? it's fine.]

I am not accusing Miss Jahad. But she knows about the incident with the cheese, I believe.

[the orange eyes are back, but this time they're slitted as if amused.]

Planning to scold them?

[aubins]

I mean, I'd believe it she did. She has that energy, you know?

[ causing chaos, the endorsi jahad way. ]

Maybe I'm curious what she was trying to do, more than anything. Actually, are you saying you haven't told her off yet?

[probe]

Ah. She has not come to visit me yet, unfortunately.

[fortunately]

[aubins]

[ maybe she is avoiding you, gluttony. ]

Yet. And when she does...?

[probe]

I suppose she and I will have a little chat about it.

[aubins]

Somehow that sent a chill down my spine.

[ did it, yuri? ]

[probe]

My apologies. I will try not to be so frightening.

[it sounds like they are playing along.]

[aubins]

It's appreciated. A delicate young man like myself can't take too many scares like this. It'll ruin my complexion.

[ the BULLSHIT coming out of this man's mouth right now. ]

[probe]

If you continue such talk, you may have to relinquish your affiliation with Wrath and move to Pride.

[aubins]

I'm a multi-layered and complicated individual who can't be contained by one label alone, what can I say?

[probe]

I am afraid you will have to let go of such notions here.

[aubins]

We are all what we are, sorry to say. I can play up one part of myself, sure. But we're a little more complicated than square peg in square hole.

[probe]

Oh, indeed. There is nothing more delicious than the turbulent spirit of humans.

[aubins]

[ hm! ]

Way to make this incredibly ominous, all of a sudden.

[probe]

[it's fine probably]

My apologies. But it is true the human spirit grows ever riper the more tragedy it endures.

[aubins]

[ wow gluttony, that's a conversation halter. ]

I almost feel I need to politely request you keep my spirit and other parts off any future menus of yours.

[probe]

[is it? YURI IS STILL TALKING]

Luckily for you, I am already preoccupied.

[aubins]

[ he powers through. ]

Hm. Not sure I want to know, but good for you.