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AUDIENCE: ELEANOR

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[and then, wherever eleanor is at the moment, a familiar voice speaks up from behind:]

Hey! I won't ever get use to getting to go see people rather than them coming to see me!

Were you not popular in, uh, sin avatar high school or something?

No, this was before all this! I just couldn't really leave my post at my job, or things would get backed up!

Really? You didn't even slip out for two seconds?

[well, sloth ALMOST made it.......

eleanor finds them halfway to the common room just... floating in the air half curled, and... snoring gently? rip. they got so far!]

[ honestly? mood, but ]

Hey, if I don't get to sleep, then neither do you.

[she effectively scares the absolute shit out of them. they jumps about two feet, and make a strangled noise of surprise.]

I-I'm up, I'm up! Eleanor! You made it!

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not if you're gonna yell at me!

i didn't even use caps! why do you think i'm yelling?

Edited 2021-02-22 00:24 (UTC)

it's just preemptive! i don't think you're yelling YET
but sure, what's up

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sure! what's up ms. shellstrop?

i'm 99% the answer is probably no but i'll ask anyway. do you know anything about dollar store terminator getting the kill order?

Edited (MY THICC TEXT) 2021-02-22 04:59 (UTC)

iiiiiii know that he didn't get a kill order? does that count?

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[sloth is waiting for eleanor in the opium den, floating half an inch above one of the couches despite "sitting" on it.]

Oh, you made it! Well, come right on in!

[ sloth is eleanor's fave ]

Hey, bud. You beat me here, good job!

[ she was kind of expecting them to be asneep already... ]

Aww, thanks!

[they sound so pleased and excited. praise kink.]

If I didn't come early, I'd probably fall asleep on the way here!

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nooooope
and that's probably for the best...

why? are you an uggo?

[ i'm so sorry shes mean ]

yup, that's totally it. you got it

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W4 MONDAY

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Ms. Shellstrop.
How may I help you?

So you seem like you've got a braincell our indulgences are being used to power something, right? not the ship. something else.

Why don't you start by telling me everything you've heard about it so far?
Then we can clear up any misconceptions.

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no
there isn't
i wish there was.

i feel like a nerd saying this but me too are you guys fuel? or does being a murdersitter make you immune to being hanniballed?

we're not going to get eaten, I'm pretty sure
but i wouldn't be surprised if we were backup fuel

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