AUDIENCE: ELEANOR

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week 1, wednesday

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[and then, wherever eleanor is at the moment, a familiar voice speaks up from behind:]

Hey! I won't ever get use to getting to go see people rather than them coming to see me!

[messybench]

Were you not popular in, uh, sin avatar high school or something?

[probe]

No, this was before all this! I just couldn't really leave my post at my job, or things would get backed up!

[messybench]

Really? You didn't even slip out for two seconds?

week 1, sunday

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[well, sloth ALMOST made it.......

eleanor finds them halfway to the common room just... floating in the air half curled, and... snoring gently? rip. they got so far!]

[messybench]

[ honestly? mood, but ]

Hey, if I don't get to sleep, then neither do you.

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[she effectively scares the absolute shit out of them. they jumps about two feet, and make a strangled noise of surprise.]

I-I'm up, I'm up! Eleanor! You made it!

[messybench]

[ eleanor is mean so she doesn't feel bad...... even though i do, irl. ]

Sure did, bud. Caught you sleeping on the job, too.

[ haha how funny ]

w1, sunday

[probe]

not if you're gonna yell at me!

[messybench]

i didn't even use caps! why do you think i'm yelling?

[probe]

it's just preemptive! i don't think you're yelling YET
but sure, what's up

[messybench]

can you blame me for yelling after all thats happening??

terminator tin can was one of yours wasn't he?

[probe]

he was aligned to the same sin as me, yes
i really do not want ownership of anything like that in any way

[messybench]

yeah i cant blame you on that one bud

pretty cringey murder robot guy

he said he was basically ordered to kill. any idea who could have done that?

[probe]

Haha! That happens more than you think!

[stop]

I'm awake now, though! You really wanted to talk with me? Wow!

[probe]

look
i didn't order anything
he said "am i allowed to murder" and i said "i can't stop you if you want to"
which he took as loose permission, i'm guessing
the murderbot wanted to kill the second he got here

if someone else told him to do something, i don't know anything about that

[messybench]

You might wanna start on some melatonin or something. Sounds like your sleep schedule's all sorts of forked up.

Yeah. I've got some questions, and some suspicions, and all that.

[messybench]

don't you keep tabs on us? envy said something about a fork bell?

[ god she can't even swear in text ]

[probe]

Oh, don't worry about me! Sometimes I stay up long enough, and sometimes I fall right to sleep!

[god]

Oh. Alright! I answer questions all the time at my job! Go right ahead!

[messybench]

Yeah, that sounds super worrying, but you do you, boo.

[ go to a sleep study sloth. ]

Okay, first of all-- what is your job?

[ and how have they not gotten fired ]

[probe]

the fuck alarm is specifically for fucks
also, like - if you had constant access to like 30+ people would you be paying attention to them ALL the time?

because i don't
i have better things to do?

[probe]

Um--I'm the... front door greeter? I welcome everyone who comes in. Oh, and the list checker! I have to check everyone off the list!

[worrying.]

[messybench]

i mean no personally i wouldn't pay attention to anyone bc i can't be bothered

but i'd think you'd want to know what wrath types are up to since it kind of reflects on you

[messybench]

You work at Walmart?

[ that explains a lot ]

[probe]

What's... Walmart?