AUDIENCE: ELEANOR

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Comments

week 1, sunday

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sure! what's up ms. shellstrop?

[messybench]

i'm 99% the answer is probably no but i'll ask anyway. do you know anything about dollar store terminator getting the kill order?

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iiiiiii know that he didn't get a kill order? does that count?

[messybench]

sure does bud. was he just talking out his ash then? or counting a loose 'i cant stop you' as permission to murderize?

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the latter 😒
we've been saying we can't stop people from indulging and i guess he decided that meant "OH I TOTALLY HAVE PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL SOMEONE INNOCENT"
like a CRAZY ROBOT!
but it wasn't wrath's fault

[messybench]

[ thanks apollo lustice (?????) ]

cool. good to know. he was super inconsistent about his claims of not being able to harm meatbags on top of lying about being obvious about murder so you know. just doing some digging.

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and that's completely fair. it makes sense after what happened earlier today anyway
i never talked to him, but he always seemed really weird to me

[messybench]

preeeeetty hard to talk to a guy that constantly yells that everyone is a meatbag he wants to murder. i even tried to have a conversation with the guy that edged off the murder subject. no dice.

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you can see why we thought you guys might've figured it out the first time he killed somebody, huh...

[messybench]

look. i tried.

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yeah, you and a few others were the only ones who seemed to think maybe it was worth taking that seriously
but it's fine? now you just have to worry about everybody else

[messybench]

yeah it's good that we're not entirely made up of boneheads around here

ha ha! yeah! not everyone is as obviously deranged as ak-69 or whatever but i'm betting there are some real freaks around

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have you been meeting a lot of the people around here and getting to know them yet?

[messybench]

meeting people and getting to know them suuuuuuuucks

but i guess. there are a lot of super hot people here so that makes it easier

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is hotness a really important factor for talking to them??

[messybench]

uh YEAH? i mean you're lust shouldn't you know?

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um...not really? i don't have a lot of experience with that stuff, actually...

[messybench]

you a virgin?

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yeah. which i get it! weird for lust! but it's fine!

[messybench]

that's ironic

what did none of these nerds try to proposition you or anything?

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[unfortunately when lust tries to text back, there is an error. looks like their 20 texts are up!

eleanor will have to live in mystery...]