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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-18 11:19 am
messybench: (and you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah? i guess because you're stuck murdersitting us?

even if it's optional don't you want to let off some steam?
messybench: (im a GOOD PERSONNN)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
well if you do wanna get laid

as long as you're not like 12 or an evil demon or something

hit me up

messybench: (and you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
got it 12 year old demon

jk

but why are you called lust anyway?
messybench: (hashtag humble and blessed)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-22 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
oh so you're not an uggo at all but a straight up hottie? i can relate

maybe i should have been on your team
messybench: (im a GOOD PERSONNN)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-22 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
like a youtuber?

yeah sloth is p cool and i DO love to nap. but i also relate to being very hot and desirable
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
yep im many things including a hot napper

sounds like you come from a pretty normal place then. wasn't quite expecting that
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-22 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
to be fair every other person here is like a god or clown or what have you

not just you guys

where you from? i'm from arizona
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-29 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cute... ]

you're not missing too much

tokyo sounds better tbh

HELLS YEAH this place is so weird. i mean there's good shit too? but also weird
messybench: (and you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-30 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
overrated if you ask me! but yeah you can come. then go vegas after it's pretty fun

yeah but i bet some more of you than others. did you have to explain basic shit like microwaves to people?
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-30 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
yep! plenty fun. go visit it if you get a chance

speak for yourself bro! i had no idea! this was some really wild shit and i came from the afterlife
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[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-30 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
once you're finished babysitting us horndogs i guess!

nah it's fine i've already talked about it. pretty shitty, though! i was just stuck in a neverending loop of being tortured, figuring out i was being tortured, and having my memories erased of it
messybench: (i cum my good right into ur face)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-30 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i tried! that's how i ended up in this mess

yep. so it turns out if you're not like a super amazing incredible person you go to hell! the system is fucked.

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