AUDIENCE: ELEANOR

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Comments

[probe]

yeah, you and a few others were the only ones who seemed to think maybe it was worth taking that seriously
but it's fine? now you just have to worry about everybody else

[messybench]

yeah it's good that we're not entirely made up of boneheads around here

ha ha! yeah! not everyone is as obviously deranged as ak-69 or whatever but i'm betting there are some real freaks around

[probe]

have you been meeting a lot of the people around here and getting to know them yet?

[messybench]

meeting people and getting to know them suuuuuuuucks

but i guess. there are a lot of super hot people here so that makes it easier

[probe]

is hotness a really important factor for talking to them??

[messybench]

uh YEAH? i mean you're lust shouldn't you know?

[probe]

um...not really? i don't have a lot of experience with that stuff, actually...

[messybench]

you a virgin?

[probe]

yeah. which i get it! weird for lust! but it's fine!

[messybench]

that's ironic

what did none of these nerds try to proposition you or anything?

[probe]

[unfortunately when lust tries to text back, there is an error. looks like their 20 texts are up!

eleanor will have to live in mystery...]