AUDIENCE: ELEANOR

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Comments

w1, sunday

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not if you're gonna yell at me!

[messybench]

i didn't even use caps! why do you think i'm yelling?

[probe]

it's just preemptive! i don't think you're yelling YET
but sure, what's up

[messybench]

can you blame me for yelling after all thats happening??

terminator tin can was one of yours wasn't he?

[probe]

he was aligned to the same sin as me, yes
i really do not want ownership of anything like that in any way

[messybench]

yeah i cant blame you on that one bud

pretty cringey murder robot guy

he said he was basically ordered to kill. any idea who could have done that?

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look
i didn't order anything
he said "am i allowed to murder" and i said "i can't stop you if you want to"
which he took as loose permission, i'm guessing
the murderbot wanted to kill the second he got here

if someone else told him to do something, i don't know anything about that

[messybench]

don't you keep tabs on us? envy said something about a fork bell?

[ god she can't even swear in text ]

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the fuck alarm is specifically for fucks
also, like - if you had constant access to like 30+ people would you be paying attention to them ALL the time?

because i don't
i have better things to do?

[messybench]

i mean no personally i wouldn't pay attention to anyone bc i can't be bothered

but i'd think you'd want to know what wrath types are up to since it kind of reflects on you

[probe]

uh, no, it super doesn't
whatever you asshats do on your own time doesn't mean anything for me, i'm not the wrath boss

i'm here to help you guys indulge
i'm not responsible for your messes and the guide says that

[messybench]

well you do run the risk of getting yelled at but fine point taken

i gotta ask. what do you get out of this deal? from helping us indulge?

[probe]

whatever i tell you you're probably not going to believe!

[messybench]

yeah well i've been lied to and bullshirted a lot especially by people in your position

but im trying to figure some shirt out so give me some credit bc im actually asking you

[probe]

in my position?

nothing. we don't get anything out of it. which is why like half of us are unhelpful, right?

[messybench]

facilitator host and equivalent

that's a pretty crappy deal for you guys. we technically agreed to be here but did you?

[probe]

oh that's right you've got the weird thing with the demons

technically

[messybench]

yeah man so how could i not be a little skeptical? i promise its not just you avatars either i suspect pretty much all these doofs and clowns

did you agree for the same reasons? to get something done?

[probe]

well, I'M not a demon at least, not that that helps you any i'm sure

[they just don't answer that second part?]

[messybench]

i mean? good trivia tidbit, i'd appreciate you not torturing me

but it still leaves my other questions unanswered

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[those other questions will remain unanswered because we hit twenty comments...... rip eleanor]