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AUDIENCE: ELEANOR
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2021-02-21 11:42 pm (UTC)
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[she effectively scares the absolute shit out of them. they jumps about two feet, and make a strangled noise of surprise.]
I-I'm up, I'm up! Eleanor! You made it!
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messybench
2021-02-22 12:00 am (UTC)
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[ eleanor is mean so she doesn't feel bad...... even though i do, irl. ]
Sure did, bud. Caught you sleeping on the job, too.
[ haha how funny ]
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probe
2021-02-22 12:44 am (UTC)
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Haha! That happens more than you think!
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I'm awake now, though! You really wanted to talk with me? Wow!
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messybench
2021-02-22 12:47 am (UTC)
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You might wanna start on some melatonin or something. Sounds like your sleep schedule's all sorts of forked up.
Yeah. I've got some questions, and some suspicions, and all that.
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probe
2021-02-22 12:50 am (UTC)
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Oh, don't worry about me! Sometimes I stay up long enough, and sometimes I fall right to sleep!
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Oh. Alright! I answer questions all the time at my job! Go right ahead!
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messybench
2021-02-22 12:52 am (UTC)
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Yeah, that sounds super worrying, but you do you, boo.
[ go to a sleep study sloth. ]
Okay, first of all-- what is your job?
[ and how have they not gotten fired ]
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probe
2021-02-22 12:53 am (UTC)
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Um--I'm the... front door greeter? I welcome everyone who comes in. Oh, and the list checker! I have to check everyone off the list!
[worrying.]
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messybench
2021-02-22 12:55 am (UTC)
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You work at Walmart?
[ that explains a lot ]
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probe
2021-02-22 01:02 am (UTC)
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What's... Walmart?
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messybench
2021-02-22 01:06 am (UTC)
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A place where regular people go. Don't worry about it.
Where
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you work?
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probe
2021-02-22 01:09 am (UTC)
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A mortal thing?
Um, the master's place. The king! I work there with my brother and my mom!
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messybench
2021-02-22 01:12 am (UTC)
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Yeah, mortal thing.
That's so vague. Anyway, at the risk of sounding racist, what are you? Are you a demon?
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probe
2021-02-22 01:17 am (UTC)
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Are you going to stop talking to me if I am?
I'm, um, a god!
[DON'T JUST SAY.... hate them. they are stupid.]
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messybench
2021-02-22 04:16 am (UTC)
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No, I've been knee-deep in demons for a super long time now. But I don't want any bullshirt, so just be straight with me. I'll find out either way. Trust me on that one.
A god? So how'd you end up with this gig?
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probe
2021-02-22 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Ohhh. Not me then. I mean--I'm not a demon! I'm definitely a god.
[they sort of shrug.]
Oh, um. I was asked.
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messybench
2021-03-01 06:09 am (UTC)
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Okay, well, don't torture me and we'll probably get along fine.
[ it's hard not to be a little charmed by sloth-chan ]
Oh, yeah? By who?
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I-I'm up, I'm up! Eleanor! You made it!
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Sure did, bud. Caught you sleeping on the job, too.
[ haha how funny ]
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[stop]
I'm awake now, though! You really wanted to talk with me? Wow!
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Yeah. I've got some questions, and some suspicions, and all that.
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[god]
Oh. Alright! I answer questions all the time at my job! Go right ahead!
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[ go to a sleep study sloth. ]
Okay, first of all-- what is your job?
[ and how have they not gotten fired ]
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[worrying.]
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[ that explains a lot ]
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Where do you work?
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Um, the master's place. The king! I work there with my brother and my mom!
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That's so vague. Anyway, at the risk of sounding racist, what are you? Are you a demon?
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I'm, um, a god!
[DON'T JUST SAY.... hate them. they are stupid.]
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A god? So how'd you end up with this gig?
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[they sort of shrug.]
Oh, um. I was asked.
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[ it's hard not to be a little charmed by sloth-chan ]
Oh, yeah? By who?