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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-18 11:19 am
messybench: (doesn't it show)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ honestly? mood, but ]

Hey, if I don't get to sleep, then neither do you.
messybench: (and you and you and you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ eleanor is mean so she doesn't feel bad...... even though i do, irl. ]

Sure did, bud. Caught you sleeping on the job, too.

[ haha how funny ]
messybench: (i cum my good right into ur face)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
You might wanna start on some melatonin or something. Sounds like your sleep schedule's all sorts of forked up.

Yeah. I've got some questions, and some suspicions, and all that.
messybench: (i'm a good person better than you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that sounds super worrying, but you do you, boo.

[ go to a sleep study sloth. ]

Okay, first of all-- what is your job?

[ and how have they not gotten fired ]
messybench: (so much gooder than you)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You work at Walmart?

[ that explains a lot ]
messybench: (and when i say good)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
A place where regular people go. Don't worry about it.

Where do you work?
messybench: (i really mean great)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mortal thing.

That's so vague. Anyway, at the risk of sounding racist, what are you? Are you a demon?
messybench: (through and through)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-02-22 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, I've been knee-deep in demons for a super long time now. But I don't want any bullshirt, so just be straight with me. I'll find out either way. Trust me on that one.

A god? So how'd you end up with this gig?
messybench: (didn't you that i'm)

[personal profile] messybench 2021-03-01 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, don't torture me and we'll probably get along fine.

[ it's hard not to be a little charmed by sloth-chan ]

Oh, yeah? By who?