WEEK 3: CYOA

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INTRO

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[good evening, sinners.

whatever you were doing, you aren't, because you are now here, in a very swanky looking hotel room. however, even though it's fancy, it's also only just big enough for a bed, a big armoire style wardrobe, two bedside tables, and a dresser, across from the bed. the dresser has a mirror on the wall above it. you seem to be alone, but you have this intense sensation of being watched.

there's a door leading out of the room.]

GRACE

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[what do you do?]

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[ it's overindulgence week so unfortunately even though grace has an idea what might have happened to her, her reflex upon seeing the room is

LOOT

So after a quick look around she goes to rummage through the wardrobe and dresser, and I'll leave it at that for now but she will be looking through everything for loot. she also makes a pit stop in between both to look at herself in the mirror and admire herself for a solid second. ]

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[well, loot seems to be a pretty good start! the wardrobe has nothing in it, but she finds a whole-ass pipe bomb in the dresser. why is that in there? who knows.

the mirror shows... her reflection! wow, hot damn, grace, sexy as hell. except for when there's a jumpscare and her face turns into a skeleton for a split second. that's - well, maybe that's sexy to some people, no kinkshaming.]

[alteracion]

[ PIPE BOMB. how big is it. well whatever grace's pouch is probably big enough to hold it, and she's putting it in there.

the mirror jumpscare completely works on her and she jumps backwards like three feet with a scream. thank god no one was there to see that! there is nothing sexy about skeletons. get out of here, sans undertale. ]

Fuck-- ugh. This better not be a sign of things to come.

[ well. that's enough of that, time to move on and look at the bedside table. is there anything on them? is there a drawer she can open as well. loot ]

DOUMAN

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[what do you do?]

[commedia]

...Hm! How very strange.

[Interesting! Douman looks around, intrigued. They've never been in a hotel before! This is exciting!]

[Well, time to turn to open the dresser. Any cool clown clothes inside?]

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[hotels are very exciting!

they open the dresser. there is a wrench inside it! it's rusty, but it's pretty nice otherwise. there's also a really rad hat in there too?]

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...

[Douman takes the wrench, hefting it in a clown hand, and then reaches for the hat. They look it over and...]

[Put it on their head. Time to step back and...take a selfie! And also admire themselves in the mirror. FASHION.]

MOLLYMAUK

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[what do you do?]

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. . . Alright.

[Wouldn't be the first time he's woken up in a strange room with no memory of getting there? Also wouldn't be the first time he's lived with the strange sensation of being watched.

As you always do, first thing is check the bedside tables for any good shit.]

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[:eyes: is just molly's life.

the bedside tables are full of your typicals. a bible, some notepads, some acid in a vial, a pencil.]

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[what the fuck is a bible just seems like a boring ass book anyway just taking all of those things why not, the coat pockets are large for holding things. If he flips through the bible, anything in there? Just horrible words about the jeebus man (he cannot read)?

though mildly worrying that the rest of his shit isn't there. cool cool. no problem. uh. well. onto the rest of the looting - wardrobe, dresser, checking in the mirror if everything is normal. correct amount of eyes and all.

...looking under the bed.]

GOJOU

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[what do you do?]

[mukagen]

[ Huhhh. Don't like that watched feeling. ]

If you're not going to show yourself, I'll make myself comfortable.

[ Gojou opens every single door-like thing (the wardrobe, the dresser, etc.) to see if there are items that are useful for him to loot. People be stealing knives, scalpels, and fake swords... So might as well?? ]

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[i'm sure whoever it is that is watching has only good intentions.

when he looks in the wardrobe, he finds some jumper cables. you know, for when you need to add some flair to your outfit.]

[mukagen]

[ ....... Eh. He never needed to drive, but these are his now.

If there's nothing else in the little cabinets, he checks to see if there's anything in plain sight on tables and stuff. What about under the bed? ]

FLOOR TWO: MOLLY & GRACE

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[and (spiderman point meme)

surprise! the two of you are here, on floor two. if you want to have a second to chat, go for it.]

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Molly!

[ honestly, after being alone with her e m o t i o n s, grace is extremely relieved to find someone else. it helps that she likes molly too, so. she would tackle hug him except she's holding a crossbow so she just kind grabs his arm ]

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Grace!

[hi he's dual-wielding a fireman's axe and a golf club and has no arms to hug, but. girl, samesies. honestly it is true relief to see grace here and she does not appear to be a spooky illusion. At least? so far?]

... My grave is in that room over there!

[cool story!]

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[ she stares blankly for a second, hand still on his very busy arm ]

... Okay, so let's not go back in there! [ steering him away from that ] Have you looked through all the rooms here yet?

FLOOR TWO: GOJOU, MOLLY, & GRACE

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[well, the elevator stays open, and gu yun and yuel just keep staring at gojou - until the door opens.

immediately, both of them turn to the hotel room. gu yun crashes right into the room and immediately into molly, knocking him to the floor. with a shriek of a noise, yuel follows, darting into the room to throw herself at grace.]

Sorry, I have ta! [yuel says, and with that, she rakes her claws across grace's face.

on the floor, gu yun wrestles with molly to try and pin his hands.] Sorry - I'm sorry --

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[ well, here's the thing, gu yun crashed into the room first, so that's who grace shoots at! she has excellent aim, and she's really hoping this isn't a possession thing because of it. it would really suck having to explain to everyone she killed and/or severely maimed gu yun.

unfortunately that means yuel is successful in tackling her, and grace feels her claws rake on her face before she can react and she shrieks-- in pain and surprise both. ]

No, you really don't have to! Get off!

[ she raises her arms to catch yuel's wrist, grappling with her. thank god she did not skip arm day. or leg day, because she will also try to kick at her. it's very hard to load another bolt in the crossbow when she's being grappled so. that's being dropped so she can use both hands to fight a five foot tall furry ]

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Okay, shite, that's on me, should have--

[why did he not just expect that exact thing to happen? good on grace for having half a brain cell.

anyway, not exactly lying back and thinking of great liang, and fortunately the thing about trying to pin someone whos got a real high dex score and is holding like both an axe and a fucking golf club is that it's probably super annoying. trying to use the club as a barrier to shove zixi back from himself.]

Godsdammit, get off!

[mukagen]

[ Oh! He recognizes those voices, so he peeks into the room—this looks like a mess—before deciding what of his items should he use. The saw blades will stay kind of further away, then the pipe closer to the door frame in case he needs it. Stay there, buddy.

Okay, he uses this jumper cables to wrangle Yuel by the neck just to get her off of Grace with a solid yank back first, kind of like a leash for a dog, and then swings the furry against Gu Yun. Whether they're real or not, whatever he's doing can easily be fixed with a visit to the medbay! No worries. ]