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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-03-01 02:16 pm
alteracion: (who makes up with you)

[personal profile] alteracion 2021-03-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, here's the thing, gu yun crashed into the room first, so that's who grace shoots at! she has excellent aim, and she's really hoping this isn't a possession thing because of it. it would really suck having to explain to everyone she killed and/or severely maimed gu yun.

unfortunately that means yuel is successful in tackling her, and grace feels her claws rake on her face before she can react and she shrieks-- in pain and surprise both. ]


No, you really don't have to! Get off!

[ she raises her arms to catch yuel's wrist, grappling with her. thank god she did not skip arm day. or leg day, because she will also try to kick at her. it's very hard to load another bolt in the crossbow when she's being grappled so. that's being dropped so she can use both hands to fight a five foot tall furry ]
headmt: (58.)

[personal profile] headmt 2021-03-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, shite, that's on me, should have--

[why did he not just expect that exact thing to happen? good on grace for having half a brain cell.

anyway, not exactly lying back and thinking of great liang, and fortunately the thing about trying to pin someone whos got a real high dex score and is holding like both an axe and a fucking golf club is that it's probably super annoying. trying to use the club as a barrier to shove zixi back from himself.
]

Godsdammit, get off!
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[personal profile] mukagen 2021-03-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh! He recognizes those voices, so he peeks into the room—this looks like a mess—before deciding what of his items should he use. The saw blades will stay kind of further away, then the pipe closer to the door frame in case he needs it. Stay there, buddy.

Okay, he uses this jumper cables to wrangle Yuel by the neck just to get her off of Grace with a solid yank back first, kind of like a leash for a dog, and then swings the furry against Gu Yun. Whether they're real or not, whatever he's doing can easily be fixed with a visit to the medbay! No worries.
]
alteracion: (now all eyes on me!)

[personal profile] alteracion 2021-03-03 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ grace scrambles back to her feet without even thanking gojou like a rude bitch, but it's to grab her crossbow and shove another bolt in as fast as she can, aiming it at the both of them again even as she scrambles backwards ]

We have to-- tie them up or knock them out or something. In case they're-- [ real. god, shit, okay grace, think. ] File your claws!

[ it's a complaint, but they're in a hotel room, so she's going to run to the bed and take off the top blanket to try and cover one if not both of them and trap them in a blanket burrito. it's not a GREAT plan but it'll make it easier, it's fine ]
headmt: (71.)

[personal profile] headmt 2021-03-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about--

[Grace is smart to go for the sheet, molly is just trying to actually get up - looking between the chaos of yuel and gu yun on the floor and gojou just strolling into the room and trying to figure out if he's helping or hurting the situation (helping. the answer is helping,) but,

the first room. there's a flash of seeing yasha's face again, twisted like that, fear in her eyes. holding that sword.
]

Don't hurt them, for fuck's sake!

[At least Molly does have rope. There was rope in the wardrobe! gonna go for the grapple and maybe try and loop it around both yuel and gu yun and the sheet all at once, to hold them down.]
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[personal profile] mukagen 2021-03-03 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fortunately, he doesn't feel as bad. He does like Gu Yun and Yuel, but that odd neck twisting motion and abrupt dashes into the room are super abnormal. Illusion or not, apprehending them is better. ]

I don't know how you guys got into this mess... But I won't ask.

[ Gojou will just take his jumper cables back and help with securing those two. At least keep them from struggling too much as they're making a sheet prison. ]
commedia: (geronte)

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[What a scene.]

[Douman, with blood all over their face, lets out a low laugh...shifting the wrench back into their sleeve and....drawing out the glock. Do they know how to use a gun? No? Does it matter?]


Well, now. If you want to kill us...you'll just have to get through this humble priest, first.

[Their remaining eye is a bit, uh, dilated as their tongue flicks out to lick blood from their lips. So much for humble priest.]
alteracion: (but the boat is about to sink)

[personal profile] alteracion 2021-03-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ well! since molly and gojou were taking care of tying up people, grace went back to holding out her cross bow, armed and ready! she is stressed out! she is

seeing a demonic clown with only one eye enter the room and barely hears omi before she shoots with a surprised scream, shit, fuck ]


--Why does the clown have a glock!

[ this is not going to do much for their reputation as non-killers, is it. ]
headmt: [ viktormaru ] (10.)

[personal profile] headmt 2021-03-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Do not ask--

[WHY DOES HE HAVE A GLOCK WHY ARE WE SHOOTING AT CLOWNS molly is just here using his new knot tying skills (haha) to try and tie down a furry and some guy]

No one is trying to kill anyone! Stop trying to kill each other!
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[personal profile] mukagen 2021-03-03 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Gramps!

[ Except he's not looking good. Gojou squints at how awful he looks. Is that Douman's blood? He thinks back to the yelling upstairs. Should he have gone up?

...

Nah. This is fine. What catches him more off guard than the gun is—
]

That isn't something Omi would say?

[ What the fuck? ]
commedia: (pierrot)

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, anyways, that crossbow bolt is going right in their shoulder! This causes two things:]

[Douman lets out a snarl, recoiling back with Omi-]

[And their finger hits the trigger of the gun.]

[BLAM BLAM indeed. Hope you guys can dodge a bullet!]
alteracion: (when you come in quick to steal a kiss)

[personal profile] alteracion 2021-03-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ grace is a little further out into the room and i rolled a 17 so FINE i guess she can be NOT shot, but she still screams when the gun fires. also everyone in this room is now DEAF probably. ]

Stop shooting, it was an accident!

[ yuel and gu yun are fighting the two holding them but grace is busy looking at the clown so no help there, but. she. grabs a pillow and throws it at douman, look, putting in and firing another crossbow bolt seems like a bad idea. ]
headmt: [ lunapocalpyse ] (41.)

[personal profile] headmt 2021-03-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[hey quick question: the what fuck molly just shouts in that weird language again? but it just sounds a lot like FUCK

molly dodges being shot, but only because someone is taking a crack at his ankle so hard it brings him to his knees, cursing - he wasn't expecting it and also a gun is going off and he hasn't really ever seen one of those things actually fired A LOT IS HAPPENING

he catches himself with the axe on the ground and swings the club in a reflex at whatever is attacking him. yuel and gu yun and. possibly gojou. sorry.
]
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[personal profile] mukagen 2021-03-03 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ he fucking hates you all at this single moment

RNG dictates Gojou also only dodges the bullet because Yuel BIT HIS HAND and isn't letting go. He jerks fortunately out of a bullet's general direction, but kind of close to Molly's hazardous hacking. Thank god he notices in time and swerves, fumbling and tumbling back with Yuel still on his hand.

Sorry, he has to deal with furry first and react to everything else later... So he will do that by elbowing the side of her head.
]

Douman! She said it was an accident!

[ no, he didn't hear it but he's making his guess ]
commedia: (geronte)

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-03 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ergh-!

[BOFF goes the pillow off their face, uselessly. This sure has been a day! Douman is too distracted by the bolt in their shoulder, letting go of Omi's hand only so they can try to pull the thing out.]

An accident? You call this an accident?!

[The scent of blood is...so strong. So very strong. They lick their lips again, looking positively rabid. They lift the glock again.]

Ah, Omi...you should look away. Maybe I should just kill all the rest of you and be done with it. I'm not going to waste time with who's friend and who's foe, you know!
Edited 2021-03-03 04:22 (UTC)
alteracion: (his solution is a lie no one here)

[personal profile] alteracion 2021-03-03 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay, well, douman is clearly A Problem, and Grace's eyes flickers between them and the rest, but-- well! well. instead she snarls ]

Stop being insane for five minutes and help us tie them down or something, asshole!

[ fuck it she's busy!! douman can shoot her if he wants but he risks shooting omi now that he's in the fray and so she goes to tackle gu yun to the ground! no touchy the good clown, she likes this one. ]
headmt: (71.)

[personal profile] headmt 2021-03-03 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[god there are so many people in this tiny fucking hotel room its truly an anime con in here with all these shitty cosplayers and horny clowns

he doesn't have much cool to say in terms of one liners because he's busy getting his weapons stolen and his nose all borked.

prone enemy, in melee range? that's advantage, bud. molly's definitely got a fucked up nose now - but. pain and blood doesn't bother him that much. fuck it. trying to help grace out by grabbing that offending ankle and twisting as hard as he can. maybe he'll go down and have a harder time getting back up with a fucked up foot.
]

I'll take six seconds of fucking sanity right now, thank you!
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[personal profile] mukagen 2021-03-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why does Yuel suddenly have rabies. Gojou gets bitten wherever several times until he gets a hold of her shoulders. The pain might be sinking into his sink, deep into his muscles, but the adrenaline keeps his mind off it. Right when he thinks he can get a handle on her, then also put her into some kind of hold... Maybe use the blankets (many thoughts happening despite the yelling), Omi(?) comes over to help him.

He squints, suspicious, but what can he do right now. Room is CHAOS.
]

If you actually want to help, calm gramps down?!

[ If he gets an opening, he's going to try to approach the clown. Also, because he left his items outside........... ]

It was an accident! So put the gun down—also, nice hat.
commedia: (covielle)

[personal profile] commedia 2021-03-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ngh-! Well, FORK YOU-!

[Wait.]

[Where is Omi going? There are people screaming, kicking, but they fall on deaf ears. And Omi is going to...]

[Gojou?]

[Douman's eyes narrow, head swimming with pain, with bloodlust that seems to be coming from...somewhere. This whole room is chaos, and chaos, why, chaos is uch a beautiful thing, but Omi, why is Omi...]


Eh? [And they focus on Gojou with their remaining eye.] Uh, thank you, I...

[They look at the gun and just...lower it. Well, okay, at least the clown isn't going to shoot anyone. For now.]

What's...happening?
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