[why did he not just expect that exact thing to happen? good on grace for having half a brain cell.
anyway, not exactly lying back and thinking of great liang, and fortunately the thing about trying to pin someone whos got a real high dex score and is holding like both an axe and a fucking golf club is that it's probably super annoying. trying to use the club as a barrier to shove zixi back from himself.]
[ Oh! He recognizes those voices, so he peeks into the room—this looks like a mess—before deciding what of his items should he use. The saw blades will stay kind of further away, then the pipe closer to the door frame in case he needs it. Stay there, buddy.
Okay, he uses this jumper cables to wrangle Yuel by the neck just to get her off of Grace with a solid yank back first, kind of like a leash for a dog, and then swings the furry against Gu Yun. Whether they're real or not, whatever he's doing can easily be fixed with a visit to the medbay! No worries. ]
[well, first of all - the crossbow bolt hits gu yun square in the shoulder. he flinches, but doesn't make a sound, just keeps trying to grab at molly. we'll come back to that.
because first, yuel actually hesitates, when grace shoves her back. just for a split second, she looks upset, and then - gojou comes charging in and gets the jumper cables around her neck. she chokes, and stumbles backwards as gojou yanks her away and throws her.
gu yun is having a hell of a time trying to actually hurt molly because of that high dex score, and he has even more of a rough time when yuel is thrown into him. they tumble off of molly to the floor, both of them in a heap.
gu yun sits up first.]
I can't stop myself. [gu yun says, harried, even as he's standing up. yuel yowls from where she's on the floor, and then also stands.]
[ grace scrambles back to her feet without even thanking gojou like a rude bitch, but it's to grab her crossbow and shove another bolt in as fast as she can, aiming it at the both of them again even as she scrambles backwards ]
We have to-- tie them up or knock them out or something. In case they're-- [ real. god, shit, okay grace, think. ] File your claws!
[ it's a complaint, but they're in a hotel room, so she's going to run to the bed and take off the top blanket to try and cover one if not both of them and trap them in a blanket burrito. it's not a GREAT plan but it'll make it easier, it's fine ]
[Grace is smart to go for the sheet, molly is just trying to actually get up - looking between the chaos of yuel and gu yun on the floor and gojou just strolling into the room and trying to figure out if he's helping or hurting the situation (helping. the answer is helping,) but,
the first room. there's a flash of seeing yasha's face again, twisted like that, fear in her eyes. holding that sword.]
Don't hurt them, for fuck's sake!
[At least Molly does have rope. There was rope in the wardrobe! gonna go for the grapple and maybe try and loop it around both yuel and gu yun and the sheet all at once, to hold them down.]
[ Fortunately, he doesn't feel as bad. He does like Gu Yun and Yuel, but that odd neck twisting motion and abrupt dashes into the room are super abnormal. Illusion or not, apprehending them is better. ]
I don't know how you guys got into this mess... But I won't ask.
[ Gojou will just take his jumper cables back and help with securing those two. At least keep them from struggling too much as they're making a sheet prison. ]
[well, this plan actually seems to go pretty well - grace throws the blanket as yuel staggers towards her, and it catches her enough to knock her back into gu yun. the rope and jumper cables are enough to secure them both. they both kick and struggle, but they... seem to be stuck? wow, that was easy.
however!
there is now a clown with a backwards hat on and no eye, standing in the doorway. omi is also here, holding douman's hand - and frowning, when he sees gojou. he takes a step back, and then:]
They're - they're trying to kill Gu Yun and Yuel! [D:] They're going to kill us.
[Douman, with blood all over their face, lets out a low laugh...shifting the wrench back into their sleeve and....drawing out the glock. Do they know how to use a gun? No? Does it matter?]
Well, now. If you want to kill us...you'll just have to get through this humble priest, first.
[Their remaining eye is a bit, uh, dilated as their tongue flicks out to lick blood from their lips. So much for humble priest.]
[ well! since molly and gojou were taking care of tying up people, grace went back to holding out her cross bow, armed and ready! she is stressed out! she is
seeing a demonic clown with only one eye enter the room and barely hears omi before she shoots with a surprised scream, shit, fuck ]
--Why does the clown have a glock!
[ this is not going to do much for their reputation as non-killers, is it. ]
[WHY DOES HE HAVE A GLOCK WHY ARE WE SHOOTING AT CLOWNS molly is just here using his new knot tying skills (haha) to try and tie down a furry and some guy]
No one is trying to kill anyone! Stop trying to kill each other!
[ Except he's not looking good. Gojou squints at how awful he looks. Is that Douman's blood? He thinks back to the yelling upstairs. Should he have gone up?
...
Nah. This is fine. What catches him more off guard than the gun is— ]
[(hei voice) flurry isn't very good at roleplaying omi
anyway, omi just stands in the doorway for now, but gu yun manages to kick out a foot enough as hard as he can into molly's ankle, trying to knock him down. at the very least, he seems to be looking to break some bones. yuel, on the other hand, immediately tries to bite gojou's hand. she will not let go.]
[ grace is a little further out into the room and i rolled a 17 so FINE i guess she can be NOT shot, but she still screams when the gun fires. also everyone in this room is now DEAF probably. ]
Stop shooting, it was an accident!
[ yuel and gu yun are fighting the two holding them but grace is busy looking at the clown so no help there, but. she. grabs a pillow and throws it at douman, look, putting in and firing another crossbow bolt seems like a bad idea. ]
[hey quick question: the what fuck molly just shouts in that weird language again? but it just sounds a lot like FUCK
molly dodges being shot, but only because someone is taking a crack at his ankle so hard it brings him to his knees, cursing - he wasn't expecting it and also a gun is going off and he hasn't really ever seen one of those things actually fired A LOT IS HAPPENING
he catches himself with the axe on the ground and swings the club in a reflex at whatever is attacking him. yuel and gu yun and. possibly gojou. sorry.]
RNG dictates Gojou also only dodges the bullet because Yuel BIT HIS HAND and isn't letting go. He jerks fortunately out of a bullet's general direction, but kind of close to Molly's hazardous hacking. Thank god he notices in time and swerves, fumbling and tumbling back with Yuel still on his hand.
Sorry, he has to deal with furry first and react to everything else later... So he will do that by elbowing the side of her head. ]
Douman! She said it was an accident!
[ no, he didn't hear it but he's making his guess ]
[BOFF goes the pillow off their face, uselessly. This sure has been a day! Douman is too distracted by the bolt in their shoulder, letting go of Omi's hand only so they can try to pull the thing out.]
An accident? You call this an accident?!
[The scent of blood is...so strong. So very strong. They lick their lips again, looking positively rabid. They lift the glock again.]
Ah, Omi...you should look away. Maybe I should just kill all the rest of you and be done with it. I'm not going to waste time with who's friend and who's foe, you know!
anyway. molly falls. the ropes and jumper cables are dislodged just enough for yuel and gu yun to get out of the blankets. yuel is still attached to gojou's hand, until he elbows her. she lets out a pained noise, and then scrambles back for just one second, before throwing herself at gojou once more. her tail flicks wildly as she bites the shit out of gojou anywhere she can reach, arms, neck, torso, hands, whatever. every time a bite lands, it leaves behind a painful burning sensation, vein deep.
gu yun, on the other hand, gets whacked by a golf club. ow. he doesn't appear to like this very much, but - you know. he's only out of commission for a second, before he's yanking the golf club out of molly's hand, standing. he's smiling - the same way yasha was. he lifts a foot, and brings it down right into molly's face, aiming to break his nose.
omi, on the other hand, apparently doesn't hear douman. instead, he runs right in - and you'd think that maybe he was going to go for grace because she's the only one not getting bullied, but no. no, he goes to help gojou, shouting and trying to drag yuel off.]
[ okay, well, douman is clearly A Problem, and Grace's eyes flickers between them and the rest, but-- well! well. instead she snarls ]
Stop being insane for five minutes and help us tie them down or something, asshole!
[ fuck it she's busy!! douman can shoot her if he wants but he risks shooting omi now that he's in the fray and so she goes to tackle gu yun to the ground! no touchy the good clown, she likes this one. ]
[god there are so many people in this tiny fucking hotel room its truly an anime con in here with all these shitty cosplayers and horny clowns
he doesn't have much cool to say in terms of one liners because he's busy getting his weapons stolen and his nose all borked.
prone enemy, in melee range? that's advantage, bud. molly's definitely got a fucked up nose now - but. pain and blood doesn't bother him that much. fuck it. trying to help grace out by grabbing that offending ankle and twisting as hard as he can. maybe he'll go down and have a harder time getting back up with a fucked up foot.]
I'll take six seconds of fucking sanity right now, thank you!
[ Why does Yuel suddenly have rabies. Gojou gets bitten wherever several times until he gets a hold of her shoulders. The pain might be sinking into his sink, deep into his muscles, but the adrenaline keeps his mind off it. Right when he thinks he can get a handle on her, then also put her into some kind of hold... Maybe use the blankets (many thoughts happening despite the yelling), Omi(?) comes over to help him.
He squints, suspicious, but what can he do right now. Room is CHAOS. ]
If you actually want to help, calm gramps down?!
[ If he gets an opening, he's going to try to approach the clown. Also, because he left his items outside........... ]
It was an accident! So put the gun down—also, nice hat.
[Where is Omi going? There are people screaming, kicking, but they fall on deaf ears. And Omi is going to...]
[Gojou?]
[Douman's eyes narrow, head swimming with pain, with bloodlust that seems to be coming from...somewhere. This whole room is chaos, and chaos, why, chaos is uch a beautiful thing, but Omi, why is Omi...]
Eh? [And they focus on Gojou with their remaining eye.] Uh, thank you, I...
[They look at the gun and just...lower it. Well, okay, at least the clown isn't going to shoot anyone. For now.]
[gu yun hits the floor, tackled by grace, and also has his ankle twisted terribly - he's being bullied now, but that's fine. it's fine, because he pulls a - letter opener? where did he get that - out of his sleeve and brings it down to stab repeatedly into grace's back. and if that doesn't stop her, he rams his head forward in an attempt to headbutt her.
yuel writhes and tries to get free, being held down by both gojou and omi, the latter of which ignores gojou entirely and tries to knock her to the floor. down she goes, to the floor, and she gasps out:] Grace - help --
[as omi starts to, uh. suffocate her with the blankets. hm.]
[ YUEL THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU SHE'S BEING STABBED RIGHT NOW
which is to say no, grace is not a clown who enjoys being stabbed and goes huehuehue blood, she just screams and jerks in pain but unfortunately for her doesn't let go until she's headbutted square in the face. her hands go slack for a second as she brings it up to her face reflexively. the good(?) news is! douman is not the only wrath adjacent person in the room right now, and while her head is still ringing and there's blood dripping down that and her back making everything painful and she's lost her crossbow, she still has four bolts! and she is very pissed now!
so since she's no longer in the mood, gu yun can have another one of those stabbed into him somewhere because she's got double vision from the headache. ]
I don't forking know what's happening! Use your godsdamned eyes-- Eye and figure it out!
[i don't know about you guys but this is really just a normal con hotel room still at this point
Molly manages to get up since nothing is messing with him at the moment, blood just pouring down his face and into his teeth. at the stabbing and screaming and whatever the shit is happening with yuel, molly will leap to help grace first. she seems the most in distress. gu yun's on the ground so he'll scramble over to try and slam the fireaxe handle against his temple - knock him out cold without planting the blade in his head.]
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[why did he not just expect that exact thing to happen? good on grace for having half a brain cell.
anyway, not exactly lying back and thinking of great liang, and fortunately the thing about trying to pin someone whos got a real high dex score and is holding like both an axe and a fucking golf club is that it's probably super annoying. trying to use the club as a barrier to shove zixi back from himself.]
Godsdammit, get off!
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Okay, he uses this jumper cables to wrangle Yuel by the neck just to get her off of Grace with a solid yank back first, kind of like a leash for a dog, and then swings the furry against Gu Yun. Whether they're real or not, whatever he's doing can easily be fixed with a visit to the medbay! No worries. ]
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because first, yuel actually hesitates, when grace shoves her back. just for a split second, she looks upset, and then - gojou comes charging in and gets the jumper cables around her neck. she chokes, and stumbles backwards as gojou yanks her away and throws her.
gu yun is having a hell of a time trying to actually hurt molly because of that high dex score, and he has even more of a rough time when yuel is thrown into him. they tumble off of molly to the floor, both of them in a heap.
gu yun sits up first.]
I can't stop myself. [gu yun says, harried, even as he's standing up. yuel yowls from where she's on the floor, and then also stands.]
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We have to-- tie them up or knock them out or something. In case they're-- [ real. god, shit, okay grace, think. ] File your claws!
[ it's a complaint, but they're in a hotel room, so she's going to run to the bed and take off the top blanket to try and cover one if not both of them and trap them in a blanket burrito. it's not a GREAT plan but it'll make it easier, it's fine ]
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[Grace is smart to go for the sheet, molly is just trying to actually get up - looking between the chaos of yuel and gu yun on the floor and gojou just strolling into the room and trying to figure out if he's helping or hurting the situation (helping. the answer is helping,) but,
the first room. there's a flash of seeing yasha's face again, twisted like that, fear in her eyes. holding that sword.]
Don't hurt them, for fuck's sake!
[At least Molly does have rope. There was rope in the wardrobe! gonna go for the grapple and maybe try and loop it around both yuel and gu yun and the sheet all at once, to hold them down.]
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I don't know how you guys got into this mess... But I won't ask.
[ Gojou will just take his jumper cables back and help with securing those two. At least keep them from struggling too much as they're making a sheet prison. ]
... AND DOUMAN
however!
there is now a clown with a backwards hat on and no eye, standing in the doorway. omi is also here, holding douman's hand - and frowning, when he sees gojou. he takes a step back, and then:]
They're - they're trying to kill Gu Yun and Yuel! [D:] They're going to kill us.
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[Douman, with blood all over their face, lets out a low laugh...shifting the wrench back into their sleeve and....drawing out the glock. Do they know how to use a gun? No? Does it matter?]
Well, now. If you want to kill us...you'll just have to get through this humble priest, first.
[Their remaining eye is a bit, uh, dilated as their tongue flicks out to lick blood from their lips. So much for humble priest.]
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seeing a demonic clown with only one eye enter the room and barely hears omi before she shoots with a surprised scream, shit, fuck ]
--Why does the clown have a glock!
[ this is not going to do much for their reputation as non-killers, is it. ]
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[WHY DOES HE HAVE A GLOCK WHY ARE WE SHOOTING AT CLOWNS molly is just here using his new knot tying skills (haha) to try and tie down a furry and some guy]
No one is trying to kill anyone! Stop trying to kill each other!
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[ Except he's not looking good. Gojou squints at how awful he looks. Is that Douman's blood? He thinks back to the yelling upstairs. Should he have gone up?
...
Nah. This is fine. What catches him more off guard than the gun is— ]
That isn't something Omi would say?
[ What the fuck? ]
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anyway, omi just stands in the doorway for now, but gu yun manages to kick out a foot enough as hard as he can into molly's ankle, trying to knock him down. at the very least, he seems to be looking to break some bones. yuel, on the other hand, immediately tries to bite gojou's hand. she will not let go.]
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[Douman lets out a snarl, recoiling back with Omi-]
[And their finger hits the trigger of the gun.]
[BLAM BLAM indeed. Hope you guys can dodge a bullet!]
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Stop shooting, it was an accident!
[ yuel and gu yun are fighting the two holding them but grace is busy looking at the clown so no help there, but. she. grabs a pillow and throws it at douman, look, putting in and firing another crossbow bolt seems like a bad idea. ]
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molly dodges being shot, but only because someone is taking a crack at his ankle so hard it brings him to his knees, cursing - he wasn't expecting it and also a gun is going off and he hasn't really ever seen one of those things actually fired A LOT IS HAPPENING
he catches himself with the axe on the ground and swings the club in a reflex at whatever is attacking him. yuel and gu yun and. possibly gojou. sorry.]
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RNG dictates Gojou also only dodges the bullet because Yuel BIT HIS HAND and isn't letting go. He jerks fortunately out of a bullet's general direction, but kind of close to Molly's hazardous hacking. Thank god he notices in time and swerves, fumbling and tumbling back with Yuel still on his hand.
Sorry, he has to deal with furry first and react to everything else later... So he will do that by elbowing the side of her head. ]
Douman! She said it was an accident!
[ no, he didn't hear it but he's making his guess ]
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[BOFF goes the pillow off their face, uselessly. This sure has been a day! Douman is too distracted by the bolt in their shoulder, letting go of Omi's hand only so they can try to pull the thing out.]
An accident? You call this an accident?!
[The scent of blood is...so strong. So very strong. They lick their lips again, looking positively rabid. They lift the glock again.]
Ah, Omi...you should look away. Maybe I should just kill all the rest of you and be done with it. I'm not going to waste time with who's friend and who's foe, you know!
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anyway. molly falls. the ropes and jumper cables are dislodged just enough for yuel and gu yun to get out of the blankets. yuel is still attached to gojou's hand, until he elbows her. she lets out a pained noise, and then scrambles back for just one second, before throwing herself at gojou once more. her tail flicks wildly as she bites the shit out of gojou anywhere she can reach, arms, neck, torso, hands, whatever. every time a bite lands, it leaves behind a painful burning sensation, vein deep.
gu yun, on the other hand, gets whacked by a golf club. ow. he doesn't appear to like this very much, but - you know. he's only out of commission for a second, before he's yanking the golf club out of molly's hand, standing. he's smiling - the same way yasha was. he lifts a foot, and brings it down right into molly's face, aiming to break his nose.
omi, on the other hand, apparently doesn't hear douman. instead, he runs right in - and you'd think that maybe he was going to go for grace because she's the only one not getting bullied, but no. no, he goes to help gojou, shouting and trying to drag yuel off.]
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Stop being insane for five minutes and help us tie them down or something, asshole!
[ fuck it she's busy!! douman can shoot her if he wants but he risks shooting omi now that he's in the fray and so she goes to tackle gu yun to the ground! no touchy the good clown, she likes this one. ]
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he doesn't have much cool to say in terms of one liners because he's busy getting his weapons stolen and his nose all borked.
prone enemy, in melee range? that's advantage, bud. molly's definitely got a fucked up nose now - but. pain and blood doesn't bother him that much. fuck it. trying to help grace out by grabbing that offending ankle and twisting as hard as he can. maybe he'll go down and have a harder time getting back up with a fucked up foot.]
I'll take six seconds of fucking sanity right now, thank you!
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He squints, suspicious, but what can he do right now. Room is CHAOS. ]
If you actually want to help, calm gramps down?!
[ If he gets an opening, he's going to try to approach the clown. Also, because he left his items outside........... ]
It was an accident! So put the gun down—also, nice hat.
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[Wait.]
[Where is Omi going? There are people screaming, kicking, but they fall on deaf ears. And Omi is going to...]
[Gojou?]
[Douman's eyes narrow, head swimming with pain, with bloodlust that seems to be coming from...somewhere. This whole room is chaos, and chaos, why, chaos is uch a beautiful thing, but Omi, why is Omi...]
Eh? [And they focus on Gojou with their remaining eye.] Uh, thank you, I...
[They look at the gun and just...lower it. Well, okay, at least the clown isn't going to shoot anyone. For now.]
What's...happening?
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yuel writhes and tries to get free, being held down by both gojou and omi, the latter of which ignores gojou entirely and tries to knock her to the floor. down she goes, to the floor, and she gasps out:] Grace - help --
[as omi starts to, uh. suffocate her with the blankets. hm.]
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which is to say no, grace is not a clown who enjoys being stabbed and goes huehuehue blood, she just screams and jerks in pain but unfortunately for her doesn't let go until she's headbutted square in the face. her hands go slack for a second as she brings it up to her face reflexively. the good(?) news is! douman is not the only wrath adjacent person in the room right now, and while her head is still ringing and there's blood dripping down that and her back making everything painful and she's lost her crossbow, she still has four bolts! and she is very pissed now!
so since she's no longer in the mood, gu yun can have another one of those stabbed into him somewhere because she's got double vision from the headache. ]
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[i don't know about you guys but this is really just a normal con hotel room still at this point
Molly manages to get up since nothing is messing with him at the moment, blood just pouring down his face and into his teeth. at the stabbing and screaming and whatever the shit is happening with yuel, molly will leap to help grace first. she seems the most in distress. gu yun's on the ground so he'll scramble over to try and slam the fireaxe handle against his temple - knock him out cold without planting the blade in his head.]
Someone help Yuel already!
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