[I'M NOT WRONG, HE IS A CAT that's why there's a cat with one blue eye in the op hello. ALSO LOOK?? one day you're gonna slip in public and then all of china will know.]
Mm, okay! I'll ask.
[THE BIRD LORE!! BLORE!! LET HIM KNOW THE BLORE LUST.
Also wow... He's never seen anyone simp for a cat before. Hilarious, honestly.]
Isn't that less that they're perfectly mannered and more that you'd still really love them even if they knocked your favorite plant over and rolled around in the dirt?
[can you believe even the fuck demon has more genuine affection for a living thing in his nonsoul than mahito has... HE LOVES THIS CAT, THOUGH. NO BRAINCELLS!!! He will gently pull his other hand free so he can rub both ears at the same time.]
Cats are one of the best animals to watch, though! That's definitely true.
[stop, they are 100% a cat simp, and they will never change. ever.]
No. That is perfectly mannered for a cat. You see, you will never truly understand their rhymes or reasons; therefore, knocking over a favored plant, or rolling in the dirt--which they rarely do, might I add, they are not dogs--is simply still perfectly mannered.
And so you must forgive them. They will then bestow upon you a chance to feel their soft, delicate toe beans. Or perhaps even a brief glimpse at the awe-inspiring, fluffy belly they hide below them.
[i can't believe i just had to roleplay a cat apologist]
[THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY i can feel you sideways staring at your cat while you type this
Anyway that is so much intense love for cats??? Amazing... weird... He wonders if this avatar spends their weekends at furry cons, holding the paws of all cat fursuiters.]
Hm. [JUST HM.] Sounds to me like you don't think there's anything to forgive them for in the first place! But I can kind of get what you mean. Soft things are nice.
[He does very much enjoy petting cats and throwing himself under big blankets and touching Sloth's hair, after all.]
There is not. They are simply cats, and they will do as cats do.
[they love them. they love................cats. perfect, amazing creachurs. literally perfection. nothing at all like them in the cosmos, and they adore it. thank you, cats, for blessing them......]
Not only soft, but they are one of the most interesting creatures to ever exist. Nothing is more fascinating than the whims of a cat.
[can't believe i had to come back here and read more dissertation on the perfection of cats
Mahito probably mentally checked out like halfway through the second sentence, it's fine. He just nods along, scratching this precious cat's noggin. When Gluttony is done speaking feline praises, he glances up.]
Is she okay with being picked up?
[Why is he so nice to cats but just runs around grabbing everyone's hands with his little demon flea hands without asking.]
[they glance at the cat, and then nod. she simply stares charmingly off into space. it's fine. when she gets picked up, her tongue will blep while she stares.]
[Why did this poor cat spend so much time under a lamp, cooking her braincell........
Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
[DON'T JUST SAY A FUN SHAPE i wish desperately someone would kill you.]
If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
[YEAH ME TOO????? I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A SHITPOST MURDER FOR ONCE HELLO anyway never, they're a fun shape.]
I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
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Mm, okay! I'll ask.
[THE BIRD LORE!! BLORE!! LET HIM KNOW THE BLORE LUST.
Also wow... He's never seen anyone simp for a cat before. Hilarious, honestly.]
Isn't that less that they're perfectly mannered and more that you'd still really love them even if they knocked your favorite plant over and rolled around in the dirt?
[can you believe even the fuck demon has more genuine affection for a living thing in his nonsoul than mahito has... HE LOVES THIS CAT, THOUGH. NO BRAINCELLS!!! He will gently pull his other hand free so he can rub both ears at the same time.]
Cats are one of the best animals to watch, though! That's definitely true.
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No. That is perfectly mannered for a cat. You see, you will never truly understand their rhymes or reasons; therefore, knocking over a favored plant, or rolling in the dirt--which they rarely do, might I add, they are not dogs--is simply still perfectly mannered.
And so you must forgive them. They will then bestow upon you a chance to feel their soft, delicate toe beans. Or perhaps even a brief glimpse at the awe-inspiring, fluffy belly they hide below them.
[i can't believe i just had to roleplay a cat apologist]
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Anyway that is so much intense love for cats??? Amazing... weird... He wonders if this avatar spends their weekends at furry cons, holding the paws of all cat fursuiters.]
Hm. [JUST HM.] Sounds to me like you don't think there's anything to forgive them for in the first place! But I can kind of get what you mean. Soft things are nice.
[He does very much enjoy petting cats and throwing himself under big blankets and touching Sloth's hair, after all.]
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[they love them. they love................cats. perfect, amazing creachurs. literally perfection. nothing at all like them in the cosmos, and they adore it. thank you, cats, for blessing them......]
Not only soft, but they are one of the most interesting creatures to ever exist. Nothing is more fascinating than the whims of a cat.
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Mahito probably mentally checked out like halfway through the second sentence, it's fine. He just nods along, scratching this precious cat's noggin. When Gluttony is done speaking feline praises, he glances up.]
Is she okay with being picked up?
[Why is he so nice to cats but just runs around grabbing everyone's hands with his little demon flea hands without asking.]
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You may. Be very careful with her.
[they fret.]
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Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
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If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
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I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
[HE'S GONNA KILL TARZAN'S PARENTS.]