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[should mahito actually decide to seek greed out, he'll find the avatar in the common room with what appears to be a glass of red wine in their clawed hand, gently swirling the liquid inside. their gaze is on a romcom that's on the television, wisps of shadows seeping out from under their hood. without turning their head, they greet him.]
I suppose a meeting was in order.
I suppose a meeting was in order.
[wouldn't that be funny if he actually decided not to go
BUT UNFORTUNATELY he is curious enough to show up, ducking into the room and moseying over when he spots this fancy wine-sippin' shadow being. Can't believe Greed is going to be first on the guillotine when they eat the rich.]
Yep! [As he plops onto a nearby couch, dangling over the arm of it so he can look toward the screen, too.] —Do you actually like stuff like this?
BUT UNFORTUNATELY he is curious enough to show up, ducking into the room and moseying over when he spots this fancy wine-sippin' shadow being. Can't believe Greed is going to be first on the guillotine when they eat the rich.]
Yep! [As he plops onto a nearby couch, dangling over the arm of it so he can look toward the screen, too.] —Do you actually like stuff like this?
[greed would absolutely not be offended if mahito didn't show up is the thing. so here they are!! there is a fancy wine-sippin' shadow who has been driven to drink on the job already, though a claw taps on the glass thoughtfully.]
Not in the slightest, no. But the alternative isn't much to be desired either.
[they're not here for the softcore porn either.]
Not in the slightest, no. But the alternative isn't much to be desired either.
[they're not here for the softcore porn either.]
[God bless Greed.]
Yeah, I don't blame you. [He also does not care for softcore porn. Romcoms are definitely his least favorite between the two, though, which means his interest in the movie dwindles in like .2 seconds and he's turning to face Greed instead.]
So! Manifestation of greed or something like that? Have you been away from home a long time, too?
Yeah, I don't blame you. [He also does not care for softcore porn. Romcoms are definitely his least favorite between the two, though, which means his interest in the movie dwindles in like .2 seconds and he's turning to face Greed instead.]
So! Manifestation of greed or something like that? Have you been away from home a long time, too?
[HE SURE DID, unfortunately for everyone. He also just flops over nearby, sprawling immediately. For some reason, he has the innate ability to look and seem comfortable wherever he is. Very bad.]
Thanks for coming! You guys aren't super busy right now or anything, yeah?
Thanks for coming! You guys aren't super busy right now or anything, yeah?
Mm, not as much now. Despair's the busy one.
[their sleeves have fallen down their arms a bit, leaving a few eyes open on their arm to peer over at mahito.]
I kind of didn't think many of you guys would want to talk to me again, but you're not even my first text.
[they sound so happy about it... people are talking to them...!]
[their sleeves have fallen down their arms a bit, leaving a few eyes open on their arm to peer over at mahito.]
I kind of didn't think many of you guys would want to talk to me again, but you're not even my first text.
[they sound so happy about it... people are talking to them...!]
So it seems. [sir, your funk.]
I'm sure the others have told you that we did not choose our own symbols. They were just here, so we used them. [mahito can't see their face, but he can get the sense they're raising an eyebrow.] Are you asking why I've mentioned justice, or what justice is?
I'm sure the others have told you that we did not choose our own symbols. They were just here, so we used them. [mahito can't see their face, but he can get the sense they're raising an eyebrow.] Are you asking why I've mentioned justice, or what justice is?
[his funk holds a pinky out
Anyway, he looks like he's going to say something about the symbols first, but immediately gets distracted WHY IS THAT DIG SO RUDE.]
I know what it is! [He actively chooses violence every day anyway!!] But yeah, they said all the justice talk was from you, probably - or sounded like you, or something like that. Why?
[Why, Greed! Why do you like justice!!]
Anyway, he looks like he's going to say something about the symbols first, but immediately gets distracted WHY IS THAT DIG SO RUDE.]
I know what it is! [He actively chooses violence every day anyway!!] But yeah, they said all the justice talk was from you, probably - or sounded like you, or something like that. Why?
[Why, Greed! Why do you like justice!!]
Too bad for them, I guess. Or maybe it's a good thing?
[Since they can surely use that as an excuse to rapidly escape from bad conversations! Or just avoid contact altogether! Anyway he looks happy to see their multiple eyes again. Awful.]
Is it surprising? You were pretty fun to talk to, so of course people are going to want to keep doing it. Ah, a bunch of them probably had lots of questions to ask, too, since you seem like one of the ones who'd be bothered the least.
[Since they can surely use that as an excuse to rapidly escape from bad conversations! Or just avoid contact altogether! Anyway he looks happy to see their multiple eyes again. Awful.]
Is it surprising? You were pretty fun to talk to, so of course people are going to want to keep doing it. Ah, a bunch of them probably had lots of questions to ask, too, since you seem like one of the ones who'd be bothered the least.
No, see, that's the weird thing, they didn't even want to ask me a bunch of questions? We just, um, hung out.
[envy is unused to this! you can practically hear the sparkling in their voice...
but then their eyes all blink, refocusing on mahito.]
Wait- did you just have questions?
[envy is unused to this! you can practically hear the sparkling in their voice...
but then their eyes all blink, refocusing on mahito.]
Wait- did you just have questions?
Haha, really? That's cute.
[And here he thought he was the only aimless person who just wanted to shoot the shit with the npcs for the hell of it...! Which, speaking of:]
Nope! [He holds his hands up! Head empty.] I just felt like it. I liked talking to you yesterday, so I thought I'd like talking to you today, too!
[And here he thought he was the only aimless person who just wanted to shoot the shit with the npcs for the hell of it...! Which, speaking of:]
Nope! [He holds his hands up! Head empty.] I just felt like it. I liked talking to you yesterday, so I thought I'd like talking to you today, too!
Right? It was really sweet of them.
[the extra eyes are, once again, heart eyes.]
Um, but I'm not really used to hanging out with a lot of people, so- I'll try not to be too boring? Or a bad host, or-- oh my god, right, d'you need anything? I can get you a drink or something!
[the extra eyes are, once again, heart eyes.]
Um, but I'm not really used to hanging out with a lot of people, so- I'll try not to be too boring? Or a bad host, or-- oh my god, right, d'you need anything? I can get you a drink or something!
[HE'LL FIGHT.
No he won't he's not wrathcore.
He also seems to be giving that some actual, serious thought. He knows no god or land and is just in a constant state of smacking people around for shits and giggles without ever really having anything taken from him, so the concept of "fair" is a very nebulous one...]
...I guess? It's boring if there's no fighting back, anyway.
[This is not the takeaway to have.]
No he won't he's not wrathcore.
He also seems to be giving that some actual, serious thought. He knows no god or land and is just in a constant state of smacking people around for shits and giggles without ever really having anything taken from him, so the concept of "fair" is a very nebulous one...]
...I guess? It's boring if there's no fighting back, anyway.
[This is not the takeaway to have.]
Precisely. [no. no that's pretty much almost exactly the takeaway to have.] Justice is meant to allow people the opportunity to receive closure and in some cases deliver retribution for wrongs that have occurred. But it isn't simply handed out. It must be fought for and earned.
[THEIR HEART EYES. (dana voice) ahegao eyes
Anyway, he just holds his hands out toward them! Hold his demon hands, friend.]
It's okay! You can just talk to me, I'd like that. [...] Ah, but you don't happen to be able to, like - pull soft things out of your sleeves or anything, yeah?
[He thinks he likes Envy a little more than Sloth as things are, but truly, a delightful cloud hammock is hard to beat.]
Anyway, he just holds his hands out toward them! Hold his demon hands, friend.]
It's okay! You can just talk to me, I'd like that. [...] Ah, but you don't happen to be able to, like - pull soft things out of your sleeves or anything, yeah?
[He thinks he likes Envy a little more than Sloth as things are, but truly, a delightful cloud hammock is hard to beat.]
[This is terrible.]
When you put it like that, it sounds a little boring. [Things like "receiving closure" and "earning justice"... Awful.] But fighting for things is always nice.
[There's a little tiny potentially thoughtful in a one-braincelled way pause, and then:] So, are you an eye for an eye justice type, then? Give as good as you take?
When you put it like that, it sounds a little boring. [Things like "receiving closure" and "earning justice"... Awful.] But fighting for things is always nice.
[There's a little tiny potentially thoughtful in a one-braincelled way pause, and then:] So, are you an eye for an eye justice type, then? Give as good as you take?
Ah! [That's something he can understand! His smile is bright.] Okay! I can do that.
[This is true just by virtue of him not knowing how to live his weird, cursed existence in any way other than "absolutely 110% at absolutely all times, even if what he's doing has literally no meaning". A beat, considering, and then:]
Hey - some of the others were talking about this earlier. You all picked us, right? D'you have a reason for picking me?
[This is true just by virtue of him not knowing how to live his weird, cursed existence in any way other than "absolutely 110% at absolutely all times, even if what he's doing has literally no meaning". A beat, considering, and then:]
Hey - some of the others were talking about this earlier. You all picked us, right? D'you have a reason for picking me?
[well this is fine and won't end in a bunch of people getting killed probably.]
I do, but I imagine you won't be impressed with the reasoning. [also they may be reeling from the fact it's been three days and mahito has trashed the base and also got shoved in a dryer.]
I do, but I imagine you won't be impressed with the reasoning. [also they may be reeling from the fact it's been three days and mahito has trashed the base and also got shoved in a dryer.]
[reaches for your mysterious mod hands solemnly and whispers i am very sorry
Also Mahito will continue to trash the base and possibly get shoved into dryers until the day Gojou inevitably kills him or he gets caught with his little red murder hands, whatever comes first.]
It's fine, it's fine! I'm just curious. Will you tell me?
Also Mahito will continue to trash the base and possibly get shoved into dryers until the day Gojou inevitably kills him or he gets caught with his little red murder hands, whatever comes first.]
It's fine, it's fine! I'm just curious. Will you tell me?
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