[DON'T JUST SAY A FUN SHAPE i wish desperately someone would kill you.]
If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
[YEAH ME TOO????? I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A SHITPOST MURDER FOR ONCE HELLO anyway never, they're a fun shape.]
I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
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If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
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I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
[HE'S GONNA KILL TARZAN'S PARENTS.]