[they glance at the cat, and then nod. she simply stares charmingly off into space. it's fine. when she gets picked up, her tongue will blep while she stares.]
[Why did this poor cat spend so much time under a lamp, cooking her braincell........
Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
[DON'T JUST SAY A FUN SHAPE i wish desperately someone would kill you.]
If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
[YEAH ME TOO????? I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A SHITPOST MURDER FOR ONCE HELLO anyway never, they're a fun shape.]
I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
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You may. Be very careful with her.
[they fret.]
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Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
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If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
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I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
[HE'S GONNA KILL TARZAN'S PARENTS.]