[can't believe i had to come back here and read more dissertation on the perfection of cats
Mahito probably mentally checked out like halfway through the second sentence, it's fine. He just nods along, scratching this precious cat's noggin. When Gluttony is done speaking feline praises, he glances up.]
Is she okay with being picked up?
[Why is he so nice to cats but just runs around grabbing everyone's hands with his little demon flea hands without asking.]
[they glance at the cat, and then nod. she simply stares charmingly off into space. it's fine. when she gets picked up, her tongue will blep while she stares.]
[Why did this poor cat spend so much time under a lamp, cooking her braincell........
Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
[DON'T JUST SAY A FUN SHAPE i wish desperately someone would kill you.]
If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
[YEAH ME TOO????? I WANT TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A SHITPOST MURDER FOR ONCE HELLO anyway never, they're a fun shape.]
I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
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Mahito probably mentally checked out like halfway through the second sentence, it's fine. He just nods along, scratching this precious cat's noggin. When Gluttony is done speaking feline praises, he glances up.]
Is she okay with being picked up?
[Why is he so nice to cats but just runs around grabbing everyone's hands with his little demon flea hands without asking.]
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You may. Be very careful with her.
[they fret.]
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Mahito will pick her up carefully, though! Bundling her in that way you do when you pick a cat up to hold them like they're a baby.]
I didn't spend much time as cats before, because they're a fun shape but not very good for fighting. [Gently... gently... touching a paw pad......] But maybe it'd be nice just to relax as one for a while.
[He's imagining all of the absolute havoc he could cause by pretending to be a sad little cat and either beating the soul out of any sorcerer that figured it meant he was a low grade curse, or being allowed into the house of anyone with the sight who didn't know well enough to be cautious. So much fun!]
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If you plan to use a cat's glorious form for mayhem and carnage, at least do it with gusto. Or perhaps flair. It truly is a disservice and insult to their perfected evolution to simply... laze about.
[touching the paw pad extends the sharp claws in and out. very nice.]
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I can do both! [RANDY his CAT NAPS.] After causing some mayhem and carnage, I can take a nice nap in the sun.
[Little tiny hidden daggers... He gives the whole paw a gentle squish before shifting his hand away, leaving this poor cat's paws alone. Not that she seems to have enough of a braincell to care.]
A bigger cat might be fun, too! Like a jaguar or panther.
[HE'S GONNA KILL TARZAN'S PARENTS.]