Audience: Sheila Hammond

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[toesies]

Totally! I'm on my way.

[And true to her word, she will vamoose. Where is Lust at?]

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[lust is on the middle platform and seems to be admiring the flowers. but when they hear sheila approach they turn.]

Hey! That was fast.

[toesies]

I was in the area.

[Sauntering over, to look at whatever patch of flowers they were checking out.]

How have you been?

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[they seem to be tending to a mixture of roses and some irises.]

I've been okay! It was a long weekend but I'm kind of glad the robot's gone.

[toesies]

You and me both! I can't believe I thought about framing that fucking robot when he was the one I wanted to kill in the first place.

[She will get... to her questions in a second...]

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Do you think you could've managed before he killed you first? [this is a very concerned question.]

[toesies]

Maybe...? I would have turned him into a bobble head the moment I saw him. That wouldn't have been great for his fucking balance. And who's to say he would have aimed for my brain first?

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He sort of struck me as the kind of robot that shot first and thought later.

[toesies]

... Yeah. That is true.

[Maybe execution was the way to go...]

God, I am not sorry to see him go. It just sucks Beauregard didn't get even first.

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You and me both...but it's over now, so I guess we just have to move on. At least you guys won't feel too bad for scapegoating him.

[toesies]

No... I don't think anyone feels bad for scapegoating him at all.

[Good riddance, roomba!]

Anyway— As much as I love talking shit about that bitch ass fucking piece of trash robot, there was something I wanted to ask you. You already know about the shit that happened to me last week, right? We also found some stuff, and we're kind of looking for their owners.

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I've heard about it from some of the others, yeah. What kind of stuff did you find?

[toesies]

Hang on— We took pictures!

[Don't ask me how the instant film photos are actually set up, but! She pulls out visual aid for the dagger, cat toy, orange stone and Monokuma from her titty pocket.]

We found hats, too, but... no amount of baking soda and vinegar could get the giant out of those.

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[give them a second to review the pictures that sheila pulls from her lady pocket. hm...okay, okay, fine, they should maybe be helpful but instead there's an immediate:]

Monokuma!

[toesies]

[i hate this so fucking much

but Sheila just stares at them blankly.]

Monowhat?

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[they reach forward with a pink-painted nail to tap on the picture.]

Monokuma. He's mine.

[and they tilt their head up a little to look at sheila.]

Soooo...where is he? Can I have him back?

[lmao.]

[toesies]

[While I, Kyuu, scream, Sheila will simply stare.]

Oh, that was quicker than I expected.

[Hooray?]

Totally! He's in my room. Wanna go back with me so we can grab him?

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Hm? Oh, I can tell you about the others, too, if you don't know by now. [they clap their hands together though, and when they speak their tone is a little lighter and more cheerful.]

But for sure! I've missed him so much! [they will step off of the platform, the heels of their shoes clicking on the ground as they walk forward.] Ready?

[toesies]

I haven't spoken to the people who have those since Saturday, so I might as well ask what you know. You know, for conversation.

[A nod, already turning on her heels as she speaks.]

I'm always ready. Come on.

[To room 11 they go...]

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[they follow! and as they walk, sheila may notice a few strands of pink hair slipping out from under their cloak, tied off into two twintails. they also seem to be moving on their own? hm.]

You seem pretty smart, Mrs. Hammond, so I'll give you some easy hints! What was the first thing you saw when you walked into the trial on Saturday?

[toesies]

[nearly a day later i still hate this]

Well... I saw Pride practicing their knife skills on—oh. I hear it now. [HUH.] Note to self, Pride loves their sharp objects.

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[:)]

Yeah. A sharp-tongued Avatar with a love of sharp objects. [they think they're hilarious.] Annnd the cat toy? That one should be easy, too, if you think about the trial.

[toesies]

Oh, no. We figured out the cat toy after that. Although, Gluttony may not be getting it back for a while.

[A loooong exhale like, whew. You would not believe the conversation she heard, Lust Enoshima. Anyway, elevator time...]

Apparently, they said some things that made the others upset. Now they're feeling vindictive and that's, you know, completely understandable. But it's such a bummer when people you like don't get along with each other.

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Tell me about it. That's how it is with Pride and Envy a lot of the time. [into the elevator!]

...Gluttony sometimes just says things in a way that they think is perfectly normal but it's actually. You know. Not? They probably don't think they did anything wrong anyway.

[toesies]

Yeah... I have noticed that. But I drink people through straws, so I'm not winning any awards for being totally normal anyway.

[She will excuse Gluttony's creepy ass... this once. Or maybe the elevator will crash again for excusing the creepy.]