Audience: Sheila Hammond

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They would, but think of how much fun they would have solving it for you.

[She is absolutely thinking of Hardy Boy type detectives. Real detectives suck and that is why she lies to them all the time.

Anyway— She is unfortunately going to continue encouraging this? She even leans down a little to be on eye level with the bear, laughing.]

Well, aren't you just the cutest! [REACHES OVER... TO BOOP THE BEAR'S NOSE...] No more running off on Lust, okay?

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Hmm...I dunno! I think the detective I know would be pretty mad about this.

[but monokuma is a good bear who then has his paws covering his eyes like he's bashful.]

I think he's learned a pretty important lesson.

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[Pats his little bear head...]

Love to hear it. Because lemme tell you, getting the dumpster smell out of his fur was not fun.

[And then she straightens up, patting her hands against her thighs.]

Anyway! You know a detective?

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Then I appreciate it even more. [nodding!] But I do! Sort of. They wouldn't agree they're a detective, but...

[but they don't get to say much further, because soon sheila is hit with a memory. it ends as soon as she says her name at 1:08:08, i'm sorry kyuu, i'm done fucking with you now i promise.]

[toesies]

[can't believe it's junko in an iris suit

But, okay. No. Sheila just stands there, fucking stunned for a hot second.

And then she suddenly blurts out:]

Your name is Iris? That's so stinking cute!

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[SHEILA. lust pauses for a moment of their own before they laugh.]

Hehe, thanks. You really think so?

[toesies]

Totally! Your mom has great taste.

[Assuming... her mom named her. But, anyway.]

Also— That was not a nice prank to play on that detective? I believed it myself for a minute.

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I'll have to tell her you said that. [but hm. about that. she...pauses, kind of, and she laughs lightly.]

Guess that means my acting's getting pretty good, huh? It's okay. Date forgave me later.

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[... Gently squints at that pause. Iris?]

Sounds like someone's ready for the big screen! What made you come up with a joke like that, anyway? It's so specific.

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Hehe. It's like I told Date, I'm not that big yet. But maybe someday! [ummmm...] Sometimes you have to say something shocking to really nail the punchline, you know?

[toesies]

Huh. Well, that was one hell of a punchline. Your friend is not going to forget about that one for a while.

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It's okay. I'll just have to make it up to him someday.

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So you will see people from home again, one day?

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Maybe. It's a nice thought to have, right? But we're here until you guys get what you came for, so who knows how long that is.

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For what it's worth, I hope it's soon. And not just for your sake, but for the ones who already let the enclosure go to their heads.

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Yeah...well, that's up to you guys. You're the ones picking the pace.

[toesies]

True. Guess I'll have to keep telling some people to kick it up a notch.

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If anyone can it's probably you. People seem to listen to you anyway.

[toesies]

Not all of them. Some of them refuse to lighten up, and that was before people were dead.