That might be where he belongs sometimes when he's been a bad bear. [thanks lust. but give them a second...and they pull out a small bag! it contains a sheet of heart stickers and pink crazy straw for her smoothies. hm.]
I'm gonna send something to your phone too, okay? As a thank you.
[which means that soon sheila will also hear a ring that she might notice is familiar as an attachment called Tutu pops up.]
It'll run out in two weeks, but when you download it you can use it to alter someone's memory of a specific event and replace it with something else.
Aw, thank you! I love these, by the way. So thoughtful of you.
[Gesturing at the straws? Like they are the best fucking thing she has seen all week? They may actually be the best fucking thing she's seen all week.]
By the way, do you have any idea how your little friend wound up there? And everyone else's stuff, too. I did not expect to run a lost and found this week.
I thought they were pretty cute. [mombies deserve nice things! but to that they kind of shake their head while holding on to this atrocious bear.]
We've been trying to figure it out and we're not so sure either. Maybe they would've returned on their own if you didn't find them, but I don't really know.
Yet another mystery to be solved, and not a detective in sight.
[A long, exaggerated sigh.]
Well... Even if all of that fucking sucked, I'm glad something good came out of it! This naughty little bear didn't have to spend a moment longer in a stinky pile of trash. [Cooing little, wagging a fingie at the bear.] Isn't that right, Mr. Monokuma?
[why is she talking to the bear now why is he mr monokuma now why is this happening]
Even detectives would have a hard time with this one, I bet. It's pretty unusual.
I wish you didn't have to deal with it, but I'm so glad you're safe! And you rescued our stuff. [sheila no, don't encourage this? lust is bringing monokuma up toward their face as if to make him talk, little bear paws clutched over his face like he's laughing as lust is clearly doing an impression.]
Then I appreciate it even more. [nodding!] But I do! Sort of. They wouldn't agree they're a detective, but...
[but they don't get to say much further, because soon sheila is hit with a memory. it ends as soon as she says her name at 1:08:08, i'm sorry kyuu, i'm done fucking with you now i promise.]
Hehe. It's like I told Date, I'm not that big yet. But maybe someday! [ummmm...] Sometimes you have to say something shocking to really nail the punchline, you know?
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[Nudging her closet door closed now that it's bear free. Truly hate everything about this.]
I did get the feeling it was important to someone. So it felt a little rude to throw him away, even if we did find him in a dumpster.
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I'm gonna send something to your phone too, okay? As a thank you.
[which means that soon sheila will also hear a ring that she might notice is familiar as an attachment called Tutu pops up.]
It'll run out in two weeks, but when you download it you can use it to alter someone's memory of a specific event and replace it with something else.
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[Gesturing at the straws? Like they are the best fucking thing she has seen all week? They may actually be the best fucking thing she's seen all week.]
By the way, do you have any idea how your little friend wound up there? And everyone else's stuff, too. I did not expect to run a lost and found this week.
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We've been trying to figure it out and we're not so sure either. Maybe they would've returned on their own if you didn't find them, but I don't really know.
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[A long, exaggerated sigh.]
Well... Even if all of that fucking sucked, I'm glad something good came out of it! This naughty little bear didn't have to spend a moment longer in a stinky pile of trash. [Cooing little, wagging a fingie at the bear.] Isn't that right, Mr. Monokuma?
[why is she talking to the bear now why is he mr monokuma now why is this happening]
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I wish you didn't have to deal with it, but I'm so glad you're safe! And you rescued our stuff. [sheila no, don't encourage this? lust is bringing monokuma up toward their face as if to make him talk, little bear paws clutched over his face like he's laughing as lust is clearly doing an impression.]
Huehuehue. That's right!
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[She is absolutely thinking of Hardy Boy type detectives. Real detectives suck and that is why she lies to them all the time.
Anyway— She is unfortunately going to continue encouraging this? She even leans down a little to be on eye level with the bear, laughing.]
Well, aren't you just the cutest! [REACHES OVER... TO BOOP THE BEAR'S NOSE...] No more running off on Lust, okay?
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[but monokuma is a good bear who then has his paws covering his eyes like he's bashful.]
I think he's learned a pretty important lesson.
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Love to hear it. Because lemme tell you, getting the dumpster smell out of his fur was not fun.
[And then she straightens up, patting her hands against her thighs.]
Anyway! You know a detective?
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[but they don't get to say much further, because soon sheila is hit with a memory. it ends as soon as she says her name at 1:08:08, i'm sorry kyuu, i'm done fucking with you now i promise.]
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But, okay. No. Sheila just stands there, fucking stunned for a hot second.
And then she suddenly blurts out:]
Your name is Iris? That's so stinking cute!
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Hehe, thanks. You really think so?
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[Assuming... her mom named her. But, anyway.]
Also— That was not a nice prank to play on that detective? I believed it myself for a minute.
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Guess that means my acting's getting pretty good, huh? It's okay. Date forgave me later.
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Sounds like someone's ready for the big screen! What made you come up with a joke like that, anyway? It's so specific.
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