Audience: Grace Monroe

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[they blow a raspberry.]

Uhhh, cooking, I guess? My interests are completely annihilating Greed at DDR. [hmmm.] Favorite stupid thing is the steaks. The like, ninety two steaks? I was pissed but it was pretty hysterical.

Douman only speaking in like, wingdings was also pretty funny.

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Oh, I should try that. [ grace is good at ddr and loves to annoy greed, so. like. yeah. ]

It was funny, but also, kind of horrifying from this side of things. So what's a wingdings?

[ because of the conspiracy theories ]

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They're like, uh - like. You know, I don't know? They're things you type on a computer.

[shrug.] Also, if you challenge Greed to DDR, please invite me. I have to see them fail.

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So like... a font?

[ how do you speak in fonts, what the fuck. but also she grins ]

Deal. You think they'll say yes?

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Oh, good, you know what fonts are. I don't know who knows what things.

[as for the rest:] Probably not, but that's why you bully them a little? You know, like, uh - challenge their honor or something. They get flustered.

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I know, right? I've had to explain what a train is to like, five different people already.

[ trains!!! existed!!! before cars!!! everyone is OLD!!!! ]

Get them by the ego, got it. I'll make sure you get first row seats.

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Ha. I like you.

[...] Wait, really, there are people who don't know what trains are?

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[ just goes >:3 preen but then her face goes back to just bring tired? ]

Multiple of them. It's all "yes I'm a super special powerful being but also I've never traveled by anything that wasn't pulled by a horse". It's weird.

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Yeah, it's uh - it's an experience. You guys are all from wildly different places, it's crazy.

I haven't looked up any of your stuff, though, so all I know are the things on your profile.

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That's good. It's kind of creepy that you guys can "look up our stuff" at all. [ casually? she stretches out ] I was on a magic infinite train. But before that I'm just from normal Earth.

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That's why I kind of try to not do it, you know? I don't want to freak you guys out but sometimes I'm curious.

[a pause.] Okay, uh, explain the infinite train.

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It's a train to nowhere and it makes no stops. There's always new cars being built, and each one is pretty much its own little world, so. Infinite train.

[ shrugs? like it's? no big deal? ]

There's only a few passengers that are picked up by the train, but everything on the train is made for passengers. So we're special.

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[eh. makes sense to them.]

Oh, rad. So you're one of them, then? What's your world like? Your train car or whatever.

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I'm a passenger, I can go wherever I want. Because I've got opposable thumbs. Doors are hard to open without them.

[ this is a real plot point for trains. ]

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Is that - a real problem? A lack of opposable thumbs?

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Yeah. Most train denizens are... talking objects or animals or sentient water. Stuff like that. It depends on what their car is like.

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That's, uh. Weird.

Are there not a lot of humans that are worthy enough for the crazy train, or what?

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Nope. [ a beat ] Though, I don't know for sure how many people get on the train. It's huge.

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Do you know what the point of the train is? [sorry for the third degree, they're just really fascinated.]

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[ she gestures to her arm where her number is. when it's not under a glove whatever ]

Every passenger gets a number. The better you are at the train, the higher your number gets. I met the conductor once, and he had the highest number of anyone I've ever seen.

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Better at the train - like what, you can control it? Or navigate it? [this is so cool wtf]

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Pretty much! [ it was? an or question? but: ] We've gotten a super cool trick to navigating the train without having to go through all the cars one by one too. We've got magnetic grappling hook packs, and we just latch onto the top of the cars to get to where we want.

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Oh, rad! What the fuck!

[they want a grappling hook!] Man, that sounds like something I'd like to see.

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You have my permission to look through my stuff so you can see for yourself. It's really cool. They go super far, too. [ a beat and then, pensive: ] We did have to tell people not to point them at their faces, that's how Lucy lost an eye.

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Hell yeah. I'll probably peek in.

[...] That uh, wow. That sounds like my friends. The number of times I've had to tell them to not look down the barrel of a wand with several charges left.