Audience: Grace Monroe

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Comments

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They're better outside their own cars. They're in some like, dark cave and when they're in there they immediately attack anyone who isn't a tiny wizard. It's annoying.

[ but clearly funny, so, sure, let's talk about the tiny wizard car ]

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See, that's what I Cast Fuck You is for. Explode a gnome.

[alteracion]

I thought it put legos in shoes?

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Exploding legos. [hehehe]

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That's like, way worse than what I thought it did? [ so why does she seem a little delighted about it. chaos rule. ] I just kick 'em if they try and start something.

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[they laugh.]

Just punt them! [...] Yeet.

[alteracion]

They can zap me all they want, I'm like, ten times taller than them. [ makes that like, golf swing motion ] Yeet.

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[gremlin cackling.]

Maybe when this whole thing is over I can come see. Think I'm worthy enough for The Train?

[alteracion]

[ she looks wrath up and down dramatically ]

Hmmmmm.... maybe. I don't really know what you can do yet.

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Wow, the judgement. Look, my resume is uh, very complex. I made a guy talk in gibberish for thirty minutes and also wrangled a bunch of clowns into a room to solve a murder, I think that counts for something?

[alteracion]

Hmmmm... [ thinking dramatically ] I guess I'll allow it. Mostly for the gibberish thing, that was funny.

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Wasn't it, though? He deserved it. What a butthole.

[alteracion]

[ he's dead this week so this is funny ]

Isn't he? He's so smug all the time. What's he even got to be smug about?

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[this does not change wrath's opinion]

Definitely nothing! He's not even that good looking, jeez.

[alteracion]

"That" good looking?

[ grace would argue he's not good looking at all so this is funny ]

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Look. Broad shoulders is a thing for me.

[alteracion]

Broad shoulders are all he's got!

[ she's laughing ]

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Yeah! That's why I said that good looking! Everything else is ooze!

[alteracion]

You can't put a nice thing on a pile of garbage and call it okay!

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Oh, I definitely can. That's just me, I'm the hottest pile of delightful garbage.

[alteracion]

Wrath. Please. Love yourself.

You're at least recycling.

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[HFFFT. they reach out to tap her nose.]

Sassy.

[alteracion]

Who, me? Of course not. I wouldn't dare.

[ bats her eyelashes innocently ]

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Not for a second.

So - at the risk of uh, ruining the mood - what are you here for? If it's something sad, you don't have to tell me. You can make it up.

[alteracion]

It's not a big secret or anything. [ grace has said it to people, because she doesn't think the why is that big of a deal in this case ] I... want to protect a friend.