[BE NICE TO SLOTH HELLO, don't touch their face. it squishes. it's soft, even if the skin is extremely white. the pushed cheeks make their lips bunch together. so they sound a little funny when they talk.]
[Can't believe Sloth just doomed Gluttony to being badgered YET AGAIN!!]
Wow! I was just talking to someone the other day about how nice it'd be if there were real animals in here! Like birds or something. Cats are good too, though!
I like them okay! I'm use to dogs, I guess. Gluttony really loves cats a lot! I wouldn't bother them without their permission, though! They would probably get kind of touchy if they get hurt!
Um--yeah! [haha] You should probably ask. But I think Wrath and Lust have stolen one of them before! Pride doesn't steal them, but I think they like them.
You're not very good at that, are you. [He says, and then absolutely doesn't explain. Instead, he just reaches up to pat the top of their hooded noggin.]
Anyway! I wouldn't wanna push my limits with that one. [Yet.] I'm not surprised those two would, though. I mean, what's not to like about cats, right?
That'd be too bad, but maybe you could come up with an alternative? All the internet really is in the end is a fast way to share all your inane thoughts and unfunny memes, anyway.
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Shtanks. Wust an' Wath showed me.
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Yeah, makes sense. Those two are pretty cute, too! [Hate that Mahito likes all the avatars so far. Truly in my bones do i hate this.
Anyway he will mercifully let their soft squishy face go.]
Why'd you go with that? [As a YOU'VE HIT A ROADBLOCK IN THE CONVERSATION noise, which he assumes it is.] Just because it's fun to say?
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Yeah! They said it's the sound cats make! I didn't even know what a cat was until I came here. Gluttony has some!
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Unfortunately his expression brightens at that.]
Woah! Real cats? Like, here here?
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Um--yeah? Yeah! Real cats! Four of them! They keep them in their room.
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Wow! I was just talking to someone the other day about how nice it'd be if there were real animals in here! Like birds or something. Cats are good too, though!
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I like them okay! I'm use to dogs, I guess. Gluttony really loves cats a lot! I wouldn't bother them without their permission, though! They would probably get kind of touchy if they get hurt!
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[HE SAYS, with a horrible little demon smile that probably means something worse than the words themselves would imply. It's fine.]
I don't know where their room is, so it's not like I could get to them without their permission anyway, yeah?
[Apparently he has no trouble with the assumption that small fuzzy animals in his care might end up hurt, though.]
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Um--yeah! [haha] You should probably ask. But I think Wrath and Lust have stolen one of them before! Pride doesn't steal them, but I think they like them.
[they shrug a bit.]
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You're not very good at that, are you. [He says, and then absolutely doesn't explain. Instead, he just reaches up to pat the top of their hooded noggin.]
Anyway! I wouldn't wanna push my limits with that one. [Yet.] I'm not surprised those two would, though. I mean, what's not to like about cats, right?
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[they are promptly distracted by the pat. a few feathers puff out of the hood, kind of like sparkling maybe. except it's feathers.]
Cats are interesting, I guess! They sleep a lot! Wow... um, same hat!
[they say this like they are not at all use to saying memes]
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[FEATHERS... He tries to catch one, while also seeming very amused by their attempts at being hip with the youth.]
You must be from a time without the internet.
[When human hate was still in its infancy... Quaint.]
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Internet? Oh--Lust talks about it. Yeah, I don't have any of that where I'm from! I don't know if it'd even reach!
[has human hate really ever been in any infancy]
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You should see about setting it up when you get back! There's nothing the internet doesn't help speed along.
[look no but the curse energy has undeniably grown exponentially since the internet happened.]
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[imagining the canon............with internet. extremely fucking hilarious.]
Maybe I can, like, make a suggestion! Um, when I finish with all my other work.
[which is never]
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That'd be too bad, but maybe you could come up with an alternative? All the internet really is in the end is a fast way to share all your inane thoughts and unfunny memes, anyway.
[Spoken like a true 4chan gijinka.]