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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-08 05:29 pm
touchups: (and we can't have you living a lie)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-21 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[don't worry about it]

You're not very good at that, are you. [He says, and then absolutely doesn't explain. Instead, he just reaches up to pat the top of their hooded noggin.]

Anyway! I wouldn't wanna push my limits with that one. [Yet.] I'm not surprised those two would, though. I mean, what's not to like about cats, right?
touchups: (but it's nowhere near the truth)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-22 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing, nothing!

[FEATHERS... He tries to catch one, while also seeming very amused by their attempts at being hip with the youth.]

You must be from a time without the internet.

[When human hate was still in its infancy... Quaint.]
touchups: (you know i love it when the news is bad)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-23 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[DELIGHTFUL. He will hold onto this tiny feather forever.]

You should see about setting it up when you get back! There's nothing the internet doesn't help speed along.

[look no but the curse energy has undeniably grown exponentially since the internet happened.]
touchups: (plastic blue invitations)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE.]

That'd be too bad, but maybe you could come up with an alternative? All the internet really is in the end is a fast way to share all your inane thoughts and unfunny memes, anyway.

[Spoken like a true 4chan gijinka.]