Um--yeah! [haha] You should probably ask. But I think Wrath and Lust have stolen one of them before! Pride doesn't steal them, but I think they like them.
You're not very good at that, are you. [He says, and then absolutely doesn't explain. Instead, he just reaches up to pat the top of their hooded noggin.]
Anyway! I wouldn't wanna push my limits with that one. [Yet.] I'm not surprised those two would, though. I mean, what's not to like about cats, right?
That'd be too bad, but maybe you could come up with an alternative? All the internet really is in the end is a fast way to share all your inane thoughts and unfunny memes, anyway.
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[HE SAYS, with a horrible little demon smile that probably means something worse than the words themselves would imply. It's fine.]
I don't know where their room is, so it's not like I could get to them without their permission anyway, yeah?
[Apparently he has no trouble with the assumption that small fuzzy animals in his care might end up hurt, though.]
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Um--yeah! [haha] You should probably ask. But I think Wrath and Lust have stolen one of them before! Pride doesn't steal them, but I think they like them.
[they shrug a bit.]
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You're not very good at that, are you. [He says, and then absolutely doesn't explain. Instead, he just reaches up to pat the top of their hooded noggin.]
Anyway! I wouldn't wanna push my limits with that one. [Yet.] I'm not surprised those two would, though. I mean, what's not to like about cats, right?
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[they are promptly distracted by the pat. a few feathers puff out of the hood, kind of like sparkling maybe. except it's feathers.]
Cats are interesting, I guess! They sleep a lot! Wow... um, same hat!
[they say this like they are not at all use to saying memes]
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[FEATHERS... He tries to catch one, while also seeming very amused by their attempts at being hip with the youth.]
You must be from a time without the internet.
[When human hate was still in its infancy... Quaint.]
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Internet? Oh--Lust talks about it. Yeah, I don't have any of that where I'm from! I don't know if it'd even reach!
[has human hate really ever been in any infancy]
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You should see about setting it up when you get back! There's nothing the internet doesn't help speed along.
[look no but the curse energy has undeniably grown exponentially since the internet happened.]
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[imagining the canon............with internet. extremely fucking hilarious.]
Maybe I can, like, make a suggestion! Um, when I finish with all my other work.
[which is never]
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That'd be too bad, but maybe you could come up with an alternative? All the internet really is in the end is a fast way to share all your inane thoughts and unfunny memes, anyway.
[Spoken like a true 4chan gijinka.]