Audience: Sheila Hammond

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Comments

w2, wednesday

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oh i would LOVE to just get super blasted
if i drop lore spaghetti in your lap are you going to get mad though because boy has my brain been leaking all over the place

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My brain has been doing that too? It's not great!
I promise not to get mad as long as you don't either if MY brain accidentally vomits all over you. Deal?

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hahaha sounds like a deal, babe
we just doing this in the bar then?

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Unless you had another venue in mind, bar works perfectly. Meet you there?

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meet you there!

[and there they will be, leaning against the bar, siting on a stool and absently kicking their feet back and forth.]

Hey, hey.

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Hey, hey!

[She waves hello, joining them at the bar.]

Not a good week for you, either?

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Like I said, my lore spaghetti! It's everywhere! I hate it!

[but they sound cheerful anyway.] It's okay, I can deal. You doing okay?

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Ohh... Same.

[LOOONG EXHALE, WHEW.]

I'm within the realm of okay? And I would be better if I didn't get outed as an undead to so many fucking people.

MY NOTIFS

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Oh - shit, what? [bad!!]

Did... people take that okay? Jesus.

notifs said we have no rights

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Well... Vira and Harrow were shockingly okay with it? And Ashiya and I apparently have some things in common — so count me for fucking surprised there. Luca suggested it would have made sense if I killed Kaz, though. After I was completely nice about his shitty parents, too! I'm still thinking of how to get back at him for that.

[Smash cut to a badly timed yaoi hand. Anyway—]

Someone else saw me get stabbed with a lance and survive, but... I don't think they've figured out my idea of a balanced meal includes ears and organ meat. I guess it could be worse?

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[they huff.] Wow, rude? Just because you eat people doesn't mean that you're the first person they should point fingers at when there's suspected vore.

[...] It could be worse, I guess, sure. So you're kind of like, invincible? A little?

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I know, right? Bigot. People can be so prejudiced...

[She sighs.]

A little. I ate a glass bottle once and that was fine. But if anyone goes for my brain, I'm fucked.

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You ate a -- oh.

[hm.]

We'll get you a helmet, then.

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[She smiles and shrugs like, yes. Eating a glass bottle is a completely rational thing to do. Don't worry about it.]

Huh. You know, I don't think I've met any undead who wear helmets.

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You could be the first! We'll make it rad. Paint some flame decals on the side of it.

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Like I'm in a biker gang?

[WRATH, YOUR AESTHETIC...]

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Like some, uh - like Fantasy Guy Fieri, yeah!

[don't make fun of their aesthetic, wow]

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[she is trying not to make fun of their aesthetic

but also the string of words they just said is hilarious, and she's cracking up a little.]

Fantasy Guy Fieri? What makes him more fantastic than regular Guy Fieri?

[is2g if this is an adventure time zone character]

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[adventure time zone]

There's a regular one? [wrath,]

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... Yeah? Why wouldn't there be a regular one?

[wrath??]

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... Good point, actually. Huh.

Wow, you just blew my entire mind.

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Wait. Hang on. Not that I don't enjoy blowing your mind, because I do. I consider it a compliment. But you were being serious?

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Hm?

[don't fucking pretend you're suddenly deaf]

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Wrath?

[WRATH!!]

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What? [this is stupid]