Audience: Sheila Hammond

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... Good point, actually. Huh.

Wow, you just blew my entire mind.

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Wait. Hang on. Not that I don't enjoy blowing your mind, because I do. I consider it a compliment. But you were being serious?

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Hm?

[don't fucking pretend you're suddenly deaf]

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Wrath?

[WRATH!!]

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What? [this is stupid]

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You only just found out about regular Guy Fieri?

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It's complicated!

[IS IT?]

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Explain, and I'll be the judge of that!

[IS IT????]

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Sometimes there's a Fantasy Guy Fieri and sometimes there's not?

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Only sometimes?

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Yeah. Definitely.

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... Like, in a sometimes different worlds way?

[wrath, explain.]

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That's the one. Different worlds way.

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Huh. So if I lived in your world, would I be [with an arching hand motion] Fantasy Sheila Hammond?

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You'd actually probably be more like, Fantasy Drew Barrymore, but I don't want to get into that.

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[... BLANK STARE.]

Who's Drew Barrymore?

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Nobody! I don't want to get into it!

[and they slam back a drink and bamf out, so they don't have to talk about who drew barrymore is goodbye]

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[WRATH...]

Fine. But I will find a way to circle back to it. Eventually.