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2021-02-28 06:22 pm (UTC)
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[they huff.]
Wow, rude? Just because you eat people doesn't mean that you're the first person they should point fingers at when there's suspected vore.
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It could be worse, I guess, sure. So you're kind of like, invincible? A little?
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toesies
2021-03-01 02:12 am (UTC)
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I know, right? Bigot. People can be so prejudiced...
[She sighs.]
A little. I ate a glass bottle once and that was fine. But if anyone goes for my brain, I'm fucked.
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probe
2021-03-01 04:43 am (UTC)
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You ate a -- oh.
[hm.]
We'll get you a helmet, then.
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toesies
2021-03-01 05:29 am (UTC)
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[She smiles and shrugs like, yes. Eating a glass bottle is a completely rational thing to do. Don't worry about it.]
Huh. You know, I don't think I've met any undead who wear helmets.
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probe
2021-03-01 06:37 pm (UTC)
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You could be the first! We'll make it rad. Paint some flame decals on the side of it.
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toesies
2021-03-02 05:55 am (UTC)
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Like I'm in a biker gang?
[WRATH, YOUR AESTHETIC...]
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probe
2021-03-02 05:57 am (UTC)
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Like some, uh - like Fantasy Guy Fieri, yeah!
[don't make fun of their aesthetic, wow]
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toesies
2021-03-02 06:27 am (UTC)
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[she is trying not to make fun of their aesthetic
but also the string of words they just said is hilarious, and she's cracking up a little.]
Fantasy Guy Fieri? What makes him more fantastic than regular Guy Fieri?
[is2g if this is an adventure
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2021-03-02 06:27 (UTC)
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probe
2021-03-02 07:38 am (UTC)
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[adventure time zone]
There's a regular one?
[wrath,]
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toesies
2021-03-03 05:42 am (UTC)
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... Yeah? Why wouldn't there be a regular one?
[wrath??]
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probe
2021-03-03 06:10 pm (UTC)
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... Good point, actually. Huh.
Wow, you just blew my entire mind.
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toesies
2021-03-04 02:50 am (UTC)
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Wait. Hang on. Not that I don't enjoy blowing your mind, because I do. I consider it a compliment. But you were being serious?
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probe
2021-03-04 05:01 am (UTC)
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Hm?
[don't fucking pretend you're suddenly deaf]
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toesies
2021-03-05 01:19 am (UTC)
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Wrath?
[WRATH!!]
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probe
2021-03-05 03:16 am (UTC)
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What?
[this is stupid]
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toesies
2021-03-05 05:03 am (UTC)
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You only
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found out about regular Guy Fieri?
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probe
2021-03-05 07:51 pm (UTC)
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It's complicated!
[IS IT?]
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toesies
2021-03-06 01:40 am (UTC)
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Explain, and I'll be the judge of that!
[IS IT????]
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probe
2021-03-06 02:25 am (UTC)
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Sometimes there's a Fantasy Guy Fieri and sometimes there's not?
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toesies
2021-03-06 04:39 am (UTC)
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Only sometimes?
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probe
2021-03-06 03:10 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. Definitely.
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toesies
2021-03-06 04:59 pm (UTC)
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... Like, in a sometimes different worlds way?
[wrath, explain.]
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probe
2021-03-07 02:50 am (UTC)
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That's the one. Different worlds way.
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toesies
2021-03-07 03:39 am (UTC)
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Huh. So if I lived in your world, would I be
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Fantasy Sheila Hammond?
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2021-03-07 03:50 am (UTC)
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You'd actually probably be more like, Fantasy Drew Barrymore, but I don't want to get into that.
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[...] It could be worse, I guess, sure. So you're kind of like, invincible? A little?
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[She sighs.]
A little. I ate a glass bottle once and that was fine. But if anyone goes for my brain, I'm fucked.
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[hm.]
We'll get you a helmet, then.
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Huh. You know, I don't think I've met any undead who wear helmets.
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[WRATH, YOUR AESTHETIC...]
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[don't make fun of their aesthetic, wow]
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but also the string of words they just said is hilarious, and she's cracking up a little.]
Fantasy Guy Fieri? What makes him more fantastic than regular Guy Fieri?
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timezone character]no subject
There's a regular one? [wrath,]
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Wow, you just blew my entire mind.
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[don't fucking pretend you're suddenly deaf]
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[WRATH!!]
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[IS IT?]
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[IS IT????]
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[wrath, explain.]
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