Audience: White

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Comments

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[every time you use this icon i have to make sure it's not dave strider somehow. anyway.]

Right. No secret. [...they offer another cookie as atonement for their sins.] So what were we talking about again?

[there. white can save himself.]

[enfangs]

[i'm crying

he takes the cookie.]

Shit sucks. I'm guessing you can't tell me when this entire thing is suppose to end either?

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Sooner than later. [so it's not a definite answer, but.] There wouldn't really be a sense of winning if you could take all the time in the world, right? So, it'll end when there's enough indulgence to go around for what people want to accomplish. That's why you guys have to do it when you can.

[enfangs]

That's still vague as hell... Like, who's measuring this shit?

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Well...technically you guys are. It all depends on the stuff you want to accomplish. Some things require more indulgence than others in order to get you the power you need.

[enfangs]

[a scoff]

Well, shit. What's the scale we're looking at here, huh?

[where does trying to survive against a god causing the apocalypse fall on it...

fuck lucifer]

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On a scale of minuscule to astronomical? Prettttty huge. At least ten or maybe twenty times more than what you guys have already done this week.

[enfangs]

Shit. I know power never comes free and all that, but still, all this work sucks!

[probe]

Whiiiite. [are they whining a little? yeah.] Come on! You had to have known it'd take a little effort to get what you want out of this. No complaining!

[enfangs]

Look, I'll still do it, but I'm allowed to complain!

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Only a little! [so there.] What would you even do if you didn't have to work for it?

[enfangs]

[...

white pauses because honestly, good question? for all that white complains about work, it's not like he's ever known a time in his life without it.]

... Nap?

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That gets boring after a while. [they take this moment to steal a cookie and break it in half to munch on.] What about after the nap? You can't just sleep forever.

[enfangs]

... We're talking about in this place, right? ... Uh, play video games?

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[almost immediately:]

You should play with me sometime.

[enfangs]

Oh, sure.

[video game buddy!!]

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[white is quickly becoming a fav solely for having good taste in music and also knowing what a video game actually is which means lust is immediately clapping happily.]

Yay! I play with Envy sometimes and it's fun, but I like playing with other people, too. [this was originally about what white would do if he didn't have to indulge but now they're on this path.] And as long as nobody messes up the rec room again...

[enfangs]

[poor lust and all these ye oldes]

... I only take responsibility for the door! I did nothing else!

[probe]

What even happened that night anyway? All I caught was something about slime...?

[enfangs]

[...

he looks away.]

[probe]

...I can take away the snacks, you know.

[enfangs]

What? Why!? I haven't done anything!

[probe]

Because you're not explaining!

[enfangs]

I-I just tried to cut the door down! That's all!

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With what?