Audience: White

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Comments

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[almost immediately:]

You should play with me sometime.

[enfangs]

Oh, sure.

[video game buddy!!]

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[white is quickly becoming a fav solely for having good taste in music and also knowing what a video game actually is which means lust is immediately clapping happily.]

Yay! I play with Envy sometimes and it's fun, but I like playing with other people, too. [this was originally about what white would do if he didn't have to indulge but now they're on this path.] And as long as nobody messes up the rec room again...

[enfangs]

[poor lust and all these ye oldes]

... I only take responsibility for the door! I did nothing else!

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What even happened that night anyway? All I caught was something about slime...?

[enfangs]

[...

he looks away.]

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...I can take away the snacks, you know.

[enfangs]

What? Why!? I haven't done anything!

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Because you're not explaining!

[enfangs]

I-I just tried to cut the door down! That's all!

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With what?

[enfangs]

... With my sword...?

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[...]

Just don't do it again if something like that happens, okay? No property damage.

[enfangs]

[BUT MOOOOM]

No promises if we get locked up again.

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[noooooo fighting! inanimate objects...]

And no promises that's not gonna happen again.

[enfangs]

Then can you really blame me for trying to break down the door!?

[local idiot fails to learn from past mistakes]

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You're just gonna get slimed again if you do!

[but if white wants to be attached to grace again that's fine, he can do that.]

[enfangs]

Maybe it'll work eventually...

[no!!]

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[...they just reach forward and poke him in the forehead. no! also i guess this is as good a time as any to mention they have smaller hands and their nails are painted pink. why? felt like mentioning it.]

Uh huh. Let me know how that works out for you.

[enfangs]

[can't wait for lust's identity to be incredibly obvious and i, jan, am just stupid as usual]

At least have some faith in me...

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[:thinking:]

I guess I should just be happy you have a way to defend yourself if somebody else goes crazy later.

[enfangs]

Hey, if anyone tries to go after me, I'll give 'em hell.

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You better! I'd be really sad if you died already.

[enfangs]

[......... he's a little taken aback by that, before he recovers.]

Y-Yeah, well, I don't plan on dying here anytime soon!

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[it's fine.]

I believe you. You are one of Wrath's...have you talked to them much?