Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[enfangs]

That's still vague as hell... Like, who's measuring this shit?

[probe]

Well...technically you guys are. It all depends on the stuff you want to accomplish. Some things require more indulgence than others in order to get you the power you need.

[enfangs]

[a scoff]

Well, shit. What's the scale we're looking at here, huh?

[where does trying to survive against a god causing the apocalypse fall on it...

fuck lucifer]

[probe]

On a scale of minuscule to astronomical? Prettttty huge. At least ten or maybe twenty times more than what you guys have already done this week.

[enfangs]

Shit. I know power never comes free and all that, but still, all this work sucks!

[probe]

Whiiiite. [are they whining a little? yeah.] Come on! You had to have known it'd take a little effort to get what you want out of this. No complaining!

[enfangs]

Look, I'll still do it, but I'm allowed to complain!

[probe]

Only a little! [so there.] What would you even do if you didn't have to work for it?

[enfangs]

[...

white pauses because honestly, good question? for all that white complains about work, it's not like he's ever known a time in his life without it.]

... Nap?

[probe]

That gets boring after a while. [they take this moment to steal a cookie and break it in half to munch on.] What about after the nap? You can't just sleep forever.

[enfangs]

... We're talking about in this place, right? ... Uh, play video games?

[probe]

[almost immediately:]

You should play with me sometime.

[enfangs]

Oh, sure.

[video game buddy!!]

[probe]

[white is quickly becoming a fav solely for having good taste in music and also knowing what a video game actually is which means lust is immediately clapping happily.]

Yay! I play with Envy sometimes and it's fun, but I like playing with other people, too. [this was originally about what white would do if he didn't have to indulge but now they're on this path.] And as long as nobody messes up the rec room again...

[enfangs]

[poor lust and all these ye oldes]

... I only take responsibility for the door! I did nothing else!

[probe]

What even happened that night anyway? All I caught was something about slime...?

[enfangs]

[...

he looks away.]

[probe]

...I can take away the snacks, you know.

[enfangs]

What? Why!? I haven't done anything!

[probe]

Because you're not explaining!

[enfangs]

I-I just tried to cut the door down! That's all!

[probe]

With what?

[enfangs]

... With my sword...?

[probe]

[...]

Just don't do it again if something like that happens, okay? No property damage.

[enfangs]

[BUT MOOOOM]

No promises if we get locked up again.