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Audience: Mineo & White
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
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they fold their arms.]
That seems like a pretty good guess.
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but mineo nods!]
Is that the case for... every room on the floor? [he tilts his head] I was thinking... The cargo room seemed a little out of place last week.
And now the one with all the creepy research stuff also seems pretty out of place next to - you know, library and dog park.
Are those related to the station, rather than Avatars?
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anyway, white continues to be useless here, so. continue.]
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but they just fold their arms.]
I feel like you're, uh, fishing for some sort of clues here. They're just rooms.
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mineo will at least acknowledge that he's just chilling, so when he finishes chopping a piece of celery, he holds it up for a second to get white's attention before tossing it over to him to catch in his mouth]
Hmm... Yeah, I kind of am.
[honesty!]
But I guess I've just been curious 'cause someone saw a weird pink eye in one of the rooms.... Feels pretty horror sci-fi movie to me, you know?
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he also blinks in surprise because he hadn't heard about the eye.]
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[wrath,
also they golf clap politely for mineo and white's dinner and show.]
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he's realizing now that apparently he didn't tell white? oops. which is perhaps why the next think mineo tosses at him is a little bit of chopped beef. it's cooked it's fine
he does a little bow for wrath too before he straightens up]
Yeah, but like... a disembodied pink eye. Not attached to a person. That's weird, right?
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Eyes seem to be a theme around here or some shit.
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It sure is weird! I honestly couldn't tell you what's up with that because I don't know.
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[but before he tosses everything into the pot, he picks up a piece of chopped beef with his chopsticks again]
Wanna try to catch, Wrath-san?
[IS WRATH JOINING THEIR STUPID GAME]
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[
why are they like this]
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[... also.]
-- Uh, yes? Also? I will absolutely catch.
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[and we're pausing plot talk because mineo is gonna toss the chopped beef in wrath's direction in a nice arc for an easy catch]
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[white just lets out an amused snort as he watches this.]
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technically kobe is for throwing and not catching but i'd die before letting that double meme/pun pass me by, so. KOBE.]
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[WRATH STAN SQUAD GROWS
but mineo's just laughing as he puts all the ingredients with the instant ramen now. wow gourmet.]
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
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[easily!! and he'll just idly stir the ramen as it cooks]
I really am sorry that it took me so long to deliver on seeing you... but White-kun's a fan of yours, so I've heard good things!
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[they seem pleased by this. in fact, they scoot over to white and kiss him on the cheek. sorry, not sorry.]
It's fine, I guess! I don't have a speedrunning route though. Just so you know. I'm a classy lady that likes to be wined and dined before I drop my lore spaghetti.
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I wouldn't expect anything less! It's better to get to know a person first anyway, right? I'm sure your - uh, lore spaghetti or whatever is worth it!
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Don't worry, Mineo's a nerd who'd never think of getting that far without a date first.
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Haha. You guys are a riot. [...] Are you going to impress me with your ramen?
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[CONFIDENTLY and honestly it doesn't take more than three minutes because it's fucking instant ramen made fancy. but he's prepared enough for three bowls!! so he'll go to divide them up and - yes, it is instant ramen but. he chopped up some beef, scallion, added beansprouts, fish cakes, seaweed, and yea there's an egg in each bowl. it probably tastes good?? why doesn't he just get normal noodles.
he still serves them up confidently]
Gourmet Chef Enomoto Mineo's Luxury Deluxe Ramen...!!
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[... he still looks kind of excited as he grabs his chopsticks given that he's been living off of the vending machine for weeks.]
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Ooh. Wow, for instant ramen this is pretty good. And I'm picky.
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Hell yeah!! Thanks, Wrath-san! Take that, White-kun!!
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Whadya mean, "take that"? What the hell were we fighting over— [HIS NOODLES SLIP OH NO] —Shit!
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You are both disasters. [they kick their heels against the counter.]
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But it's fun to be a disaster with us, right?
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