Audience: Mineo & White

[probe]

doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots

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[enfangs]

[white claps!! yaaaay.]

[probe]

[they give a very elaborate bow, and then straighten up, laughing.]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

[sengokus]

Lucky us then.

[easily!! and he'll just idly stir the ramen as it cooks]

I really am sorry that it took me so long to deliver on seeing you... but White-kun's a fan of yours, so I've heard good things!

[enfangs]

—Whadya mean, "a fan"!?

[probe]

Aww. A fan!

[they seem pleased by this. in fact, they scoot over to white and kiss him on the cheek. sorry, not sorry.]

It's fine, I guess! I don't have a speedrunning route though. Just so you know. I'm a classy lady that likes to be wined and dined before I drop my lore spaghetti.

[sengokus]

[he's just laughing at that. yeah! a fan!! good for wrath and white.]

I wouldn't expect anything less! It's better to get to know a person first anyway, right? I'm sure your - uh, lore spaghetti or whatever is worth it!

[enfangs]

[immediately gets flustered!! but he was expecting it just a little, given what wrath's like, so he doesn't look quite as embarrassed he could be. still kind of red, though.]

Don't worry, Mineo's a nerd who'd never think of getting that far without a date first.

[probe]

[they tousle white's hair before scooting back.]

Haha. You guys are a riot. [...] Are you going to impress me with your ramen?

[sengokus]

I am!!

[CONFIDENTLY and honestly it doesn't take more than three minutes because it's fucking instant ramen made fancy. but he's prepared enough for three bowls!! so he'll go to divide them up and - yes, it is instant ramen but. he chopped up some beef, scallion, added beansprouts, fish cakes, seaweed, and yea there's an egg in each bowl. it probably tastes good?? why doesn't he just get normal noodles.

he still serves them up confidently]

Gourmet Chef Enomoto Mineo's Luxury Deluxe Ramen...!!

[enfangs]

It's instant ramen, dude.

[... he still looks kind of excited as he grabs his chopsticks given that he's been living off of the vending machine for weeks.]

[probe]

[oh shit... it's so fancy. they flop down to eat. where? the counter, probably, because they're a heathen.]

Ooh. Wow, for instant ramen this is pretty good. And I'm picky.

[sengokus]

[OH DAMN MINEO LOOKS SO TRIUMPHANT. he pauses in his eating to clench his hand into a fist and pump it into the air]

Hell yeah!! Thanks, Wrath-san! Take that, White-kun!!

[enfangs]

[he pauses where he is, holding noodles between his chopsticks.]

Whadya mean, "take that"? What the hell were we fighting over— [HIS NOODLES SLIP OH NO] —Shit!

[probe]

[they snortlaugh.]

You are both disasters. [they kick their heels against the counter.]

[sengokus]

[LMAO he's laughing so hard at white sorry]

But it's fun to be a disaster with us, right?

[enfangs]

[moves his chopsticks to one hand so that he can flip mineo off :/ ]

[probe]

You guys are a highlight, for sure. [they seem super amused.] I don't like the quiet, so! Having White around is good for that.